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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672842 times)

brainfreez

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2100 on: August 07, 2012, 08:39:10 pm »
he would get all his teeth kicked out and then he would push everyone to death .

WWUD if he found his head in the refuse stockpile .
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2101 on: August 07, 2012, 08:58:33 pm »
He'd make a totem out of his head.

WWUD if he saw a +Urist skull totem+?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2102 on: August 07, 2012, 09:50:21 pm »
Hang it on his wall.

WWUD if he met Sankis?
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2103 on: August 07, 2012, 10:19:51 pm »
Ask her for an Autograph, then get set on fire by the paper.

WWUD if booze actually did explode?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2104 on: August 08, 2012, 12:38:57 am »
Exploding booze grenade traps.

WWUD if booze evaporated?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2105 on: August 08, 2012, 02:05:53 am »
Quote from: Corai on August 06, 2012, 11:05:25 pm
WWUD if he met a VERY annoying kobold that ran a elven forest retreat?

What? Am I really that annoying? :c
Get mad because he can't guzzle his booze as rapidly as the ambient heat evaporates it.

WWUD if nothing he tried to do could just work like it was supposed to?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2106 on: August 08, 2012, 04:45:24 am »
Pull the fort's self destruct lever out of frustration, then facepalm when nothing happens.

WWUD if mosquitoes could spread vampire disease?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2107 on: August 08, 2012, 06:53:41 am »
he would bite mosquitos to spread dwarven infection .

WWUD if he had nothing to do ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2108 on: August 08, 2012, 08:38:26 am »
Idle for a season, then go on break when the traders arrive (broker).

WWUD if he created life?
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2109 on: August 08, 2012, 08:44:14 am »
eat it .

WWUD if  a ninja killed his wife ?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2110 on: August 08, 2012, 03:21:43 pm »
Quote from: brainfreez on August 08, 2012, 08:44:14 am
eat it .

WWUD if  a ninja killed his wife ?

He'd punch his own brother, of course, and flip a Cabinet named "BoatGod"

WWUD if guns were invented?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2111 on: August 08, 2012, 06:53:01 pm »
They have been, and they will be again. But you never know it because all the civilizations (including the dwarves that invented it) get wiped out by conquering or stupidity. Then you see the worldgen go from "5 Rejected" to "6 Rejected".

WWU novice swordsdwarf UD if he stabbed his legendary sparring partner in the head and jammed the S tt B?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2112 on: August 08, 2012, 07:11:16 pm »
Quote from: acetech09 on August 08, 2012, 06:53:01 pm
They have been, and they will be again. But you never know it because all the civilizations (including the dwarves that invented it) get wiped out by conquering or stupidity. Then you see the worldgen go from "5 Rejected" to "6 Rejected".

WWU novice swordsdwarf UD if he stabbed his legendary sparring partner in the head and jammed the S tt B?

He'd suddenly feel compelled to stand on a flashing blue square on a retracting bridge that bridges an 80 Z level pit straight into the Magma Sea.

WWUD if he broke his own artifact window?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2113 on: August 08, 2012, 07:14:04 pm »
Quote from: Corai on August 06, 2012, 11:05:25 pm
"Hello and welcome to my forest retreat!"

"..."

"What? I may be a kobold but I don't always make kobold camps."

WWUD if he met a VERY annoying kobold that ran a elven forest retreat?

Hey look! I'm making friends already!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2114 on: August 08, 2012, 08:09:05 pm »
Quote from: Urist_McDrowner on August 08, 2012, 07:11:16 pm

He'd suddenly feel compelled to stand on a flashing blue square on a retracting bridge that bridges an 80 Z level pit straight into the Magma Sea.

WWUD if he broke his own artifact window?

go berserk and brake somebody's else artifact window .

WWUD if a poisonous blood was spreading through the fort ?
« Last Edit: August 08, 2012, 08:10:38 pm by brainfreez »
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?
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