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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672752 times)

crazysheep

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1935 on: July 26, 2012, 07:28:36 pm »
Cleave it in half with his *steel battle axe*

WWUD if he rode an ocean wave?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1936 on: July 26, 2012, 08:19:28 pm »
you are obviously new to dwarf fortress because sponges are Horrors of water! anyways

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1937 on: July 26, 2012, 08:19:57 pm »
WWUD if world war?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1938 on: July 26, 2012, 08:27:32 pm »
run outside bunker to hunt zombie carps
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1939 on: July 26, 2012, 09:21:54 pm »
(seriously people, ask a "WWUD" question when you answer the previous one)

WWUD when he saw people were forgetting to ask questions in this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1940 on: July 26, 2012, 09:46:35 pm »
Explode inexplicably into a thousand pieces.

WWUD if he ate goblin flesh?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1941 on: July 26, 2012, 10:57:31 pm »
Blow himself up for being elfy.

WWUD if she piloted a bronze colossus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1942 on: July 26, 2012, 11:45:05 pm »
Pilot it into a volcano.

WWUD if she could use danmaku?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1943 on: July 27, 2012, 04:26:35 am »
kill gobbos with style.

WWUD if his king was killed by a fluffy wambler?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1944 on: July 27, 2012, 04:46:20 am »
Become king and get a wambler farm and stuff the newborn into his armory.

WWUD if he was against 9001 bronze collossuses throwing fluffy wamblers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1945 on: July 27, 2012, 06:35:38 am »
Throw the wamblers back at the colossi.

WWUD if wamblers would not work anymore against bronze guys?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1946 on: July 27, 2012, 08:46:28 am »
You people are all wrong, he would spam you with job cancel messages.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1947 on: July 27, 2012, 09:00:56 am »
Go out in a blaze of glory, having lopped off one of their arms and beat half of them to death with it before succumbing to exhaustion.



edit: D'OH!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1948 on: July 27, 2012, 09:24:50 am »
WWUD if a steel colossus was attacking the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1949 on: July 27, 2012, 10:09:00 am »
Quote from: brainfreez on July 27, 2012, 09:24:50 am
WWUD if a steel colossus was attacking the fortress?

READY THE MAGMA CANNONS AND ATOMSMASHERS.

edit: oh, steel colossus? I thought that said "badger"


WWUD if these guys (http://images.wikia.com/teamico/images/c/c4/ColossusComparison.jpg) invaded? (for reference, that little smudge in the bottom left is a human)
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