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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672185 times)

jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1200 on: December 06, 2011, 03:18:14 pm »
He would pounce the sock like a lion. Then he would hump the sock until the next goblin siege. After which he dies.

WWUD if a clown made from adamantine ran in and said that his head would blow up and destroy the world if he didn't have every sock in the fort?
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fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1201 on: December 06, 2011, 03:25:33 pm »
Reply that he already had every sock in the fort.

WWUD if he found candy?
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BY THE GODS! THIS QUOTE MADE MY SIG BOX HAVE A SCROLL BAR! HAPPY DAYS INDEED!
BY THE GODS! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SIGS!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1202 on: December 06, 2011, 03:28:02 pm »
He would say to the candy announcement:

What am I going to do with this?

I don't want your damn candy weapons.
I WILL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU TRIED GIVING URIST OVERPOWERED METAL.
I'LL RAGE.
GET MAD EVEN.
I'LL INVENT COMBUSTIBLE CANDY, TO BURN YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT DOWN.

Then he spontaneously asplodes.



WWUD if he was a soap bar.
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fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1203 on: December 06, 2011, 03:46:37 pm »
Have a soapy bath.

WWUD if he saw a waterfall?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 04, 2011, 07:34:31 pm
BY THE GODS! THIS QUOTE MADE MY SIG BOX HAVE A SCROLL BAR! HAPPY DAYS INDEED!
BY THE GODS! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SIGS!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1204 on: December 06, 2011, 04:54:21 pm »
Run into it, then get drowned by the zombie trout that are going back to spawn.

WWUD if he encountered a bagma sock? (Bagma is a substance with the properties of magma, booze, and cloth)
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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1205 on: December 06, 2011, 05:04:53 pm »
Quote from: grimman007 on December 06, 2011, 04:54:21 pm
Run into it, then get drowned by the zombie trout that are going back to spawn.

WWUD if he encountered a bagma sock? (Bagma is a substance with the properties of magma, booze, and cloth)

If its not explicitly on fire at that moment then he'll probably leave it alone.

WWUD if he where afraid of dogs and had 10 assigned to follow him everywhere?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1206 on: December 06, 2011, 05:07:13 pm »
Butcher them and throw their corpses at children, who would prepare them in a strange mood, making artefact dog roast.

WWUD if he were a carp?
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fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1207 on: December 06, 2011, 05:31:48 pm »
Eat a fisherdwarf.

WWUD if he tamed a dragon?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 04, 2011, 07:34:31 pm
BY THE GODS! THIS QUOTE MADE MY SIG BOX HAVE A SCROLL BAR! HAPPY DAYS INDEED!
BY THE GODS! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SIGS!

Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1208 on: December 06, 2011, 09:48:25 pm »
Eat 20 fisherdwarves.

WWUD if a silver chair was thrown at him?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1209 on: December 06, 2011, 09:53:41 pm »
Urist has been ecstatic lately. He has admired a completely sublime chair lately.

Urist has gone berserk!

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WWUD if he wasn't so autistic all the time?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1210 on: December 07, 2011, 08:24:25 pm »
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Nothing. He'd be breaking down...Urist McNormal has become melancholy...

What would Urist do if visited by a blue centaur who offered him the ability to transform into any animal he could touch?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1211 on: December 07, 2011, 11:49:42 pm »
He would kill and eat the centaur, because who wouldn't want to be a dwarf?

WWUD if he found a bar of gold?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 04, 2011, 07:34:31 pm
BY THE GODS! THIS QUOTE MADE MY SIG BOX HAVE A SCROLL BAR! HAPPY DAYS INDEED!
BY THE GODS! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SIGS!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1212 on: December 08, 2011, 11:28:34 am »
Urist McGoldteeth.

WWUD if he was surrounded by plumphelmets?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1213 on: December 08, 2011, 11:34:40 am »
Duh, its obvious, he'll eat them.


WWUD if he could control HFS with an artifact sock made out of adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1214 on: December 08, 2011, 02:56:18 pm »
Wear the sock and turn all the clowns into socks.

WWUD if he was the captain of the guard equipped with an artifact pig iron spear and steel shield?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.
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