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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672159 times)

fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1185 on: December 05, 2011, 08:50:36 pm »
Think.

WWUD if the baron was a unicorn?
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Uthric

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1186 on: December 05, 2011, 09:07:31 pm »
Make Unicorn thongs with bands of unicorn horn and menacing spikes of unicorn leather



WWUD if he met you in RL.
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fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1187 on: December 05, 2011, 09:13:12 pm »
Die.

WWUD if he was a were-carp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1188 on: December 05, 2011, 10:43:09 pm »
Nothing. Carp don't move on land.

What would Urist do if he was visited by three ghosts?
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fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1189 on: December 05, 2011, 11:10:34 pm »
Engrave three memorial slabs.

WWUD if the grinch stole christmas?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1190 on: December 06, 2011, 12:23:53 am »
Take it upon himself to remake all the toys again from whatever is around (lead).
WWUD if it snowed nonstop all winter?
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fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1191 on: December 06, 2011, 01:01:35 am »
Nothing. Snow isn't dangerous.

WWUD if he got lead poisoning.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1192 on: December 06, 2011, 03:40:30 am »
Quote from: fergus on December 06, 2011, 01:01:35 am
Nothing. Snow isn't dangerous.

WWUD if he got lead poisoning.
Go to the hospital, wait a month, get misdiagnosed, then die and cause a tantrum spiral from bad thoughts associated with miasma and relationships.

WWUD if faced with his darkest fear?
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Duuvian

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1193 on: December 06, 2011, 04:29:59 am »
Urist cancels haul item; interrupted by darkest fear.

WWUD if he had access to the internet?
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fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1194 on: December 06, 2011, 05:27:32 am »
Urist cancels eat, reading the internet.

WWUD if he was a doctor?
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TheIcelandicManiac

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1195 on: December 06, 2011, 05:32:36 am »
Leave people stuck on tranction benches untill they die of old age.

WWUD if he had the power of flames?
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Urist McHappy has entered a fit of euphoria!
Urist McHappy hugs the Fish Cleaner in the upper body, jamming his love through the brain and warming his callous heart!
The Fish Cleaner has been taught the value of friendship!
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1196 on: December 06, 2011, 06:37:26 am »
Get bitten by a were-troll. Then flame people when the moon is full.

WWUD if he saw a ‼were-troll‼ in the booze stockpile?

(yes yes, very bad pun, but I couldn't resist :P )
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1197 on: December 06, 2011, 09:14:26 am »
He would kill the troll, catch fire, drink all the booze then he would die from blood loss in the dining room.


WWUD if he son received a lead toy boat from Santagoblin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1198 on: December 06, 2011, 01:29:09 pm »
Spoiler: He would (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Then he would find Santa Goblin (click to show/hide)

WWUD if he woke up and realised he was actually an Elf having a nightmare?
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fergus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1199 on: December 06, 2011, 03:15:34 pm »
He would go and tell the real dwarves to stop cutting down trees and get killed.

WWUD if he saw a sock?
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Quote from: Kepplerr on December 04, 2011, 07:38:36 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 04, 2011, 07:34:31 pm
BY THE GODS! THIS QUOTE MADE MY SIG BOX HAVE A SCROLL BAR! HAPPY DAYS INDEED!
BY THE GODS! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SIGS!
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