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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672528 times)

FoiledFencer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #555 on: June 26, 2011, 03:23:59 pm »
Make a masterful engraving of a yak-cheese. And 20 tributes to the epic yak-cheese-engraving.
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #556 on: June 26, 2011, 03:27:44 pm »
The endless time and space.

WWUD if he was one of the starting 7 in fort mode?
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #557 on: June 26, 2011, 06:41:29 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 03:27:44 pm
The endless time and space.

WWUD if he was one of the starting 7 in fort mode?

Nothing. You forgot to unpause the game, silly.

What would Urist do if he went to Hogwarts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #558 on: June 26, 2011, 08:04:39 pm »
"Urist McPotter cancels defense against the dark arts: Interrupted by owl"

WWUD if he was making a movie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #559 on: June 26, 2011, 08:18:17 pm »
Make it about dwarves jumping into lava and break HFS.

WWUD if he struck Adamantine?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #560 on: June 26, 2011, 08:20:11 pm »
Be unskilled and dig out all the rocks without getting a single bit of usuable stuff.

WWUD if he found a masterwork adamantine sword lying in the ground somewhere?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #561 on: June 26, 2011, 08:21:04 pm »
Be unskilled and die easily.

WWUD if he discovered he was in a video game?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #562 on: June 26, 2011, 08:23:35 pm »
Start a tantrum spiral.


WWUD if he found another dorf's only masterpiece?
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #563 on: June 26, 2011, 08:33:57 pm »
Destroy it.

WWUD he created DF2?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #564 on: June 26, 2011, 08:37:28 pm »
Make it free to play and not care about hackers or spawn campers.


WWUD if there was a pond, a wood stockpile on the other side of the pond, and he was on fire?
« Last Edit: June 26, 2011, 08:44:30 pm by Dsarker »
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #565 on: June 26, 2011, 08:42:13 pm »
Run to the other side of the lake, run into the wood stockpile, set it on fire, jump into the lake to cool off, then run into the burning pile.

WWUD if he discovered Plump Helmet men were real?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #566 on: June 26, 2011, 08:45:46 pm »
Set them on fire.

WWUD if he found a forgotten beast, and of the two routes back to the fortress, one had traps that would stop the FB, and the other was defenceless?
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Dsarker is the trolliest Catholic
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #567 on: June 26, 2011, 08:50:01 pm »
Quote from: Dsarker on June 26, 2011, 08:45:46 pm
Set them on fire.

WWUD if he found a forgotten beast, and of the two routes back to the fortress, one had traps that would stop the FB, and the other was defenceless?
Nothing. Urist McSnack cancels Flee Forgotten Beast: Feet rotting off and eyes erupting in blisters.[/url]

What would Urist do if s/he designed a dwarvish version of Battle School? Non-Ender's-Game readers need not apply, as they don't know what I'm talking about.
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Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #568 on: June 26, 2011, 08:52:11 pm »
He already has. Just a normal danger room, but with adamantine spears. :P

WWUD if he found he was genetically engineered to be super smart, but would die at twenty five?
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Dsarker is the trolliest Catholic
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #569 on: June 26, 2011, 10:40:52 pm »
Come up with Newtons' theory.

WWUD if he managed to get laid?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
Quote
You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
Quote
if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.
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