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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672419 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #420 on: June 15, 2011, 08:28:49 am »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on June 15, 2011, 08:25:53 am
Find more by digging himself to the circus
WWUD if he found himself bowing to an elven king of the dwarves?

Pull out a sword and kick him into a bottomless pit, screaming "THIS IS BOATMURDERED!".

WWUD if he fell in love with a Nether-Cap?
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Then it happened. Then I cringed. Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #421 on: June 15, 2011, 08:40:25 am »
Go to the doctor for hypothermia and frostbite, and die later because he sat around with no treatment whatsoever, as all the medical dwarves couldn't resist attending that awesome schist table party, or the one over that the marble table, or the gold statue one, or the quartzite throne one...

What would Urist do if he had a choice between having a Charcoal table party, a Bone table party, or a Leather Statue party?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #422 on: June 15, 2011, 09:01:13 am »
Pass by the leather statue party, drink a bit at the Charcoal table party, and tell everyone at the Bone table party, "Yeah, I remember him. And he's such a nice table now, too. This one time me an' him..."
WWUD if steal managed to ignite?
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #423 on: June 15, 2011, 09:40:57 am »
Rest easily, knowing that his steel throne is safe, since people who try to steal things are ignited.

What would Urist do if teeth were actually important?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #424 on: June 15, 2011, 11:33:30 am »
Quote from: PCpaste on June 15, 2011, 09:40:57 am
Rest easily, knowing that his steel throne is safe, since people who try to steal things are ignited.

What would Urist do if teeth were actually important?

Rejoice for this clearly meant that booze was edible as well as drinkable.

What would Urist do if captured goblins offered the secret to the most amazing booze imaginable in exchange for some Elf heads?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #425 on: June 15, 2011, 11:45:56 am »
Decapitate the Elves, get the secrert, and the enjoy the newfound booze over some goblin heart soup(I modded ethics so my dwarves eat goblin invaders, so whneever I get a siege my dwarves say "A vile force of delicious meats has arived")
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #426 on: June 15, 2011, 11:47:14 am »
WWUD if he was attacked by a bronze colossal dragonhydraroc?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #427 on: June 15, 2011, 12:57:08 pm »
He would delete the RAWS

WWUD if the world was made of -elf hair-?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #428 on: June 15, 2011, 03:43:06 pm »
Weave it into cloth!

What if Urist became the God of Kittens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #429 on: June 15, 2011, 06:55:51 pm »
bring doom to all fps

WWUD if dogs ate kittens
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #430 on: June 15, 2011, 07:09:49 pm »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on June 15, 2011, 06:55:51 pm
bring doom to all fps
WWUD if dogs ate kittens
Worship them for their helpfulness. Later kill them for eating all the -Kitten Roasts-
WWUD if she had a wagon?
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #431 on: June 15, 2011, 07:12:05 pm »
paint it like a elaphant to lure others

WWUD if there was no paint
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Quote from: Jboy2000000 on October 02, 2013, 02:43:49 pm
"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
Quote from: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 03, 2012, 10:31:27 am
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #432 on: June 15, 2011, 07:12:33 pm »
make some from !!Dwarf Tallow!!.
WWUD if all the booze was replaced with !!MAGMA!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #433 on: June 15, 2011, 07:18:37 pm »
wonder why the vodka was so warm

WWUD if magma tasted liked beer
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Quote from: Jboy2000000 on October 02, 2013, 02:43:49 pm
"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
Quote from: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 03, 2012, 10:31:27 am
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #434 on: June 15, 2011, 07:27:19 pm »
Turn into !!Urist!!

WWUD if he made rock and metal music?
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