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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672211 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #180 on: May 07, 2011, 03:02:40 am »
Go gather the precious cotton candy.

WWUD if he and six other dwarfs embarked right next to a group of skeletal giant badgers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #181 on: May 07, 2011, 03:27:58 am »
Badger badger badger mushroom mushroom.

WWUD if his civ by mistake gave them all-wood equipment?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #182 on: May 07, 2011, 04:36:41 am »
Have a tantrum and punch himself.

WWUD if he found an artifact adamantine spoon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #183 on: May 07, 2011, 05:51:50 am »
He'd be happy for the rest of his life, no matter the circumstances.

What would Urist do if he was given a tech support job?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #184 on: May 07, 2011, 08:43:44 am »
"Pull the lever! The lever, for the sake of Urist! Not enough magma! How is this supposed to work!? Computer!? Computer MY ASS!! Are you a goddamn elf!?" *beep* *beep* *beep*

WWUD if he saw this topic?
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Ahrimahn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #185 on: May 07, 2011, 09:02:42 am »
Go into a fell mood

WWUD if he received the table made from his wife?
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PCpaste

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #186 on: May 07, 2011, 10:07:31 am »
Throw a tantrum but then calm down in the same frame, then become overjoyed from his nice new table.

EDIT: Right, WWUD needs to come next...

What would Urist do if he got to know an elf, and found out they weren't that bad?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #187 on: May 07, 2011, 11:15:02 am »
Quote from: PCpaste on May 07, 2011, 10:07:31 am
Throw a tantrum but then calm down in the same frame, then become overjoyed from his nice new table.

EDIT: Right, WWUD needs to come next...

What would Urist do if he got to know an elf, and found out they weren't that bad?
Nothing. It's a nice compromise between "KILL THE HIPPY!!!" and "HUG THE TREE!!!"

WWUD if he was forced into a marriage with an elven princess?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #188 on: May 07, 2011, 11:35:17 am »
Get married, Get all the elves drunk, Deforest their homes, and Claim Diplomatic Immunity.

WWUD if she was captured by goblins?
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PCpaste

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #189 on: May 07, 2011, 11:48:14 am »
Live forever, because the goblins forgot to take him out of the cage after they put him in the goblin-style animal stockpile.

What would Urist do if he couldn't find a path to his sock, and the overseer somehow blocked him from telling him every frame?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #190 on: May 07, 2011, 03:56:10 pm »
Die of old age trying to reach the sock throughout the years.

WWUD if he went into a fey mood, created Human Fortress, an ASCII game about constructing and managing a community of humans and became a legendary programmer?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #191 on: May 07, 2011, 04:28:56 pm »
Go made because he couldn't find the +slade microchip+ he needed to fix his dwarfupter.

Edit:Oops, forgot the WWUD!

WWUD if he died?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #192 on: May 07, 2011, 11:41:19 pm »
Turn into a ghost and start some crazy parties.

WWUD if he met himself except he was from the future?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #193 on: May 08, 2011, 04:18:21 am »
Say hi to each other and have a round of drinks.

What would urist do if he and his sister were the last two dwarves on the world?
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Thatdude

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #194 on: May 08, 2011, 07:11:20 am »
Fell mood and use the planepacked glitch to show the entire downfall of the entire dwarf civilisation on a dwarf bone earring

WWUD if he was in the older version of DwarfFortress: 40d
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