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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682553 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9930 on: April 26, 2020, 06:18:15 pm »
Construct a madhouse.

WWUD after constructing a madhouse?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9931 on: April 26, 2020, 06:23:35 pm »
Invite the Red Queen/Queen of Hearts

What would Urist Do if a madhouse spawned in front of him and another dwarf as well as the Queen of Hearts/Red Queen greet him?

((The red Queen I’m referring to is the one from Alice in Wonderland/Underland. I don’t remember if she was killed in the live movie or not)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9932 on: April 26, 2020, 07:07:50 pm »
Construct a chocolate factory next door that runs on kobold labor.

WWUD if the kobolds kept stealing all the equipment?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9933 on: April 26, 2020, 07:19:16 pm »
Get Megamind’s help by buying some of his Brain Bots to monitor the koboids and steal back the equipment

WWUD if walking along and finding the chocolate factory and madhouse with Brain Bots patrolling the area?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9934 on: April 26, 2020, 08:03:38 pm »
Sit down to think awhile, and promptly fail because their brain is booze-soaked.

WWUD after failing to think?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9935 on: April 26, 2020, 11:59:55 pm »
Urist tries to reboot his brain.

WWUD if he was interrupted by oompa loompas singing about every mistake he ever made?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9936 on: April 27, 2020, 06:15:56 am »
Become enraged by their mocking and attack them.

WWUD if he lost the fight against the oompa loompas?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9937 on: April 27, 2020, 11:59:15 am »
Go berserk and attempt to annihilate all oompa loompas.

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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9938 on: April 27, 2020, 04:43:33 pm »
The oompa loompas grab berserk Urist and drag him into the chocolate factory, singing all the way.

WWUD as a test subject volunteer taste tester?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9939 on: April 27, 2020, 07:19:58 pm »
Taste the esoteric chocolate offered and promptly begin to expand like a balloon. Seems like someone made nonstandard chocolate.

WWUD after eating nonstandard chocolate?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9940 on: April 27, 2020, 08:06:43 pm »
Attempt to puke out the contents to return to normal size

WWUD if getting dragged by the Oompa Loompas to a machine labeled JUICER?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9941 on: April 27, 2020, 11:50:05 pm »
Tell the Oompa Loompas that he only drinks fermented juice.

WWUD if they didn't listen?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9942 on: April 28, 2020, 03:38:13 am »
Get squished in the juicer until the juice comes out.

WWUD after being juiced?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9943 on: April 28, 2020, 07:29:43 am »
Wander off to eat more syndrome chocolate.

WWUD if the chocolate he ate was actually filthy elven carob?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9944 on: April 28, 2020, 11:28:24 am »
Throw a tantrum.

WWUD whilst throwing a tantrum?
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