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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 671595 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9900 on: April 22, 2020, 02:19:13 pm »
Jump behind the god attacking him.

WWUD after trying to sneak up on a god?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9901 on: April 22, 2020, 02:49:44 pm »
Now that Urist is behind the god, they are hit by their own disintegration beam.

WWUD with god powder?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9902 on: April 22, 2020, 03:29:20 pm »
Replace the god he was mad at in the pantheon of the world.

WWUD after establishing his presence in the pantheon?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9903 on: April 23, 2020, 03:13:09 am »
He'd demand the mortals sacrifice booze in his name.

WWUD if the mortals booze no longer got him drunk?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9904 on: April 23, 2020, 01:39:46 pm »
Use his god powers to drastically increase drunkenness power, thus being able to get him drunk.

What would Urist McTheif do after stealing Godbooze from the god of booze:
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9905 on: April 23, 2020, 01:58:18 pm »
Drink the Godbooze and promptly suffer a bout of nausea.

WWUD after drinking the Godbooze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9906 on: April 23, 2020, 03:53:35 pm »
Blackout
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Urist awakes to lots of voices inside his head,  scattered jars and containers, many of them broken, all of them open. The voices thank him for freeing them and for letting them use his body due to the lack of their own.

WWUD now that he shares his body and mind with numerous spirits that he freed while in a drunken stupor?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9907 on: April 23, 2020, 05:39:55 pm »
Enter a possessed mood and create an artifact containing the souls.

What kind of artifact would Urist create?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9908 on: April 23, 2020, 07:15:34 pm »
A strange amorphous cuboid thing.

WWUD after creating the amorphous cuboid thing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9909 on: April 23, 2020, 11:30:39 pm »
Urist cancelled Socialize: Terrified.
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9910 on: April 24, 2020, 02:56:35 am »
WWUD after being terrified?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9911 on: April 24, 2020, 01:35:50 pm »
Go stark raving mad and run around screaming.

WWUD after going stark raving mad and running around like a maddwarf?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9912 on: April 24, 2020, 02:06:26 pm »
Begin babbling about the Secrets of Milk and Cheese.

WWUD if he learned the Secrets of Milk and Cheese from a maddwarf?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9913 on: April 24, 2020, 02:23:53 pm »
Become a legendary cheese maker.

WWUD after becoming a legendary cheese maker?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9914 on: April 24, 2020, 03:22:20 pm »
Declare himself ruler of the fortress and ban all foods except cheese.

WWUD if all foods were banned except cheese?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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