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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682611 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9855 on: April 07, 2020, 12:41:56 pm »
Urist mistakes this for a dance performance, and gets a happy thought.

WWUD if the dwarf-ball rolled into the temple, knocked over all the statues, and got cursed?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9856 on: April 07, 2020, 05:14:11 pm »
Urist cancels Run: Interrupted by five hundred werebeasts.
Urist cancels Run: Interrupted by twenty dwarf vampires.

WWUD now that the entire dwarf-ball has turned into werebeasts and vampires?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9857 on: April 08, 2020, 09:09:24 am »
Attempt to pull the fort's self-destruct lever, only to have it transform into an upright werespear trap.

WWUD if attacked by a upright werespear trap?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9858 on: April 08, 2020, 12:32:18 pm »
Be impaled because he didn't have any dodging skill.

WWUD if he survived and managed to find the real fortress destruct lever?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9859 on: April 08, 2020, 01:20:44 pm »
Transform into an upright werespear trap right as he's about to pull the lever.

WWUD if he saw an upright spear trap next to the fort's self-destruct lever?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9860 on: April 08, 2020, 05:21:22 pm »
Inspect it and promptly get speared through the brain.

What would Urist McMentallyImpaired do after having his brain impaled?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9861 on: April 08, 2020, 05:39:27 pm »
Stumble onto the self-destruct lever.

WWUD if he was out fishing and saw the entire mountain containing his fort collapse into the magma sea?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9862 on: April 08, 2020, 07:58:58 pm »
Get all melancholic because of the loss of his home and drown in the lake he's fishing in.

What would another Urist who happened to walk by do after seeing Urist McFisher drown?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9863 on: April 08, 2020, 08:30:46 pm »
Get all melancholic because of the loss of his kin and drown in the lake the other Urist was fishing in.
What would a goblin do who happened to walk by do after seeing Urist McFisher and his kin drown?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9864 on: April 09, 2020, 02:30:34 am »
Get all melancholic because he didn't get to kill those dwarves himself and drown in the lake the Urists died in.

What Would An Elf who happened to walk by do after seeing Urist McFisher, his kin, and a goblin drown?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9865 on: April 09, 2020, 07:24:39 am »
Declare the lake cursed and attempt purification magic
What would the elf do after the purification spell failed and turned the water into blood? Specifically the blood of all who drowned in it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9866 on: April 09, 2020, 12:05:21 pm »
Get startled and fall in, drown in the blood.

WWUD upon encountering a lake full of blood and corpses?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9867 on: April 09, 2020, 01:08:36 pm »
Be struck by a macabre mood and prepare an expedition to build a fortress of made of bones on the lake full of blood and corpses.

WWUD when asked to join this expedition?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9868 on: April 09, 2020, 01:14:18 pm »
Invite vampires and charge them admission.

WWUD if the "vampires" turned out to be nobles that feed off the productivity of other dwarves?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9869 on: April 09, 2020, 01:43:57 pm »
Create a communist uprising.
What Would Comrade Urist Do?
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