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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682618 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9840 on: March 29, 2020, 09:41:42 am »
Go stark raving mad at the idea of haunted plump helmets.

WWUD after going insane?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9841 on: March 29, 2020, 10:01:43 am »
Rant about the mushrooms in his head, only to learn thst it is a worm instead
WWUD if he saw a dwarf ranting about mushrooms in his head as a yellow and orange worm starts exiting through the scalp of Urist McMushroomrant?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9842 on: March 29, 2020, 02:53:51 pm »
Urist runs to pull the self destruct lever.

WWUD if there was an out of service sign on the lever?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9843 on: March 30, 2020, 03:47:35 am »
Pull it anyway, and keep pulling it until something happens.

WWUD if nothing ever happened no mapper how many times he pulled the lever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9844 on: March 30, 2020, 07:05:06 am »
Wonder why a mapper came down here in the first place
What would Urist Mapper do if he ended up near the out of order levers instead of the caves he was trying to get to?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9845 on: March 30, 2020, 02:51:31 pm »
Urist maps the control room instead.

WWUD if one of the levers was a mimic and started eating his leg?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9846 on: April 05, 2020, 01:32:13 pm »
Yell and flail about.

WWUD whilst trying to dislodge the lever?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9847 on: April 05, 2020, 07:35:16 pm »
Accidentally wake up more lever mimics. It turns out all of the levers have been replaced with mimics. The real levers have been broken to splinters. The mimics begin consuming the 2 dwarfs

WWUD if he went to the Lever room and saw levers eating dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9848 on: April 06, 2020, 01:54:20 am »
Release the gremlins.

WWUD if the gremlins started wielding the lever mimics as weapons?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9849 on: April 06, 2020, 03:39:33 am »
Sneak back to his room, close the door and go to sleep hoping this was just a terrible dream.

What Would Urist Dream about while the gremlins killed everyone with minics?
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9850 on: April 06, 2020, 05:38:58 am »
Sock mimics.

WWUD if sock mimics were invading his dream fort?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9851 on: April 06, 2020, 03:00:57 pm »
Run around screaming at the idea of hostile socks eating his feet.

WWUD whilst running around screaming?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9852 on: April 06, 2020, 03:09:24 pm »
Tumble down the busy central staircase and cause a giant ball of dwarves and random crap, Katamari-style.

WWUD if he saw giant dwarf-ball hurtling toward him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9853 on: April 06, 2020, 04:53:08 pm »
Run headlong into it and get bowled over.

WWUD after being steamrollered by the dwarf-ball?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9854 on: April 07, 2020, 06:29:45 am »
Get crushed to death by it.

WWUD if all the rest of the dwarves in the fortress were being crushed by a giant ball of dwarves?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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