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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682643 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9795 on: February 27, 2020, 03:57:58 pm »
Urist cancels run: interrupted by wereclown

WWUD if stuck between a wererobin and a wereclown?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9796 on: February 27, 2020, 04:50:09 pm »
Deploy the fort's werepenguin and run.

WWUD if there were too many werebeasts in this muthafuckin' fort?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9797 on: February 27, 2020, 07:03:26 pm »
Yell "Get the **** out of here, you ******s!" and proceed to run as though the circus itself is chasing him.

WWUD whilst running?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9798 on: February 28, 2020, 08:10:25 am »
He'd circle back around back into the fort.

WWUD now that he's back in the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9799 on: February 28, 2020, 10:28:45 am »
Be surprised the next fort he came to happens to be infested with the same types and amounts of werebeasts

WWUD if the one that ran came back and appears to be watching the chaos in suprise?
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IonMatrix

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9800 on: February 28, 2020, 11:48:52 am »
Casually lower the drawbridge to "inspect" the situation

WWUD if he heard about mutagen for the first time?
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9801 on: February 28, 2020, 04:48:45 pm »
Urist cancels Ponder Subject: Too insane.

Urist has gone berserk! (From imbibing the mutagen. He was going to ponder it, but it made him go berserk.)

WWUD now that he's insane?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9802 on: February 29, 2020, 02:54:12 am »
Barrel down the halls, driving the screaming masses before him.

WWUD as a member of the screaming masses?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9803 on: February 29, 2020, 05:50:38 am »
Go insane from being chased by a crazy dwarf, then spread the craziness to other fort members.

WWUD as the only sane dwarf in a fort full of crazies?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9804 on: February 29, 2020, 03:38:37 pm »
Urist cancels Emigrate: Punched in the head.
Urist McBerserk punches Urist McSane in the head, bruising the muscle!
Urist McSane has been knocked unconscious!

What would Urist McBerserk do now?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9805 on: March 01, 2020, 04:39:30 am »
Urist Mcberserk punches Urist mcsane in the head but it glances off the *pigtail nightcap*! x169
Urist Mcberserk cancels punch: Exhausted
Urist Mcberserk cancels rest: interupted by migrant

WW urist Mcmigrant do upon seeing the scene
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9806 on: March 01, 2020, 11:19:56 am »
Think "Oh, hey, two nice dwarves having a chat! I'll join them!" and proceed to walk over to the two dwarves.

Urist McMigrant cancels Socialize: Kicked in the nose.
Urist McBerserk kicks Urist McMigrant in the nose and the injured part explodes into gore!
Urist McMigrant: I've been wounded. That's very annoying.

What would Urist McMigrant do now?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9807 on: March 01, 2020, 11:57:52 pm »
Run about in the wilderness uselessly. Slowly creep back to the fortress. Sight berserkerdorf. Run about in the wilderness some more.

What would Urist McChild if suddenly whisked away from this miserable scene by a goblin snatcher?
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
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IonMatrix

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9808 on: March 02, 2020, 03:29:46 am »
Remark about how happy he is to finally be rescued

WWUD upon seeing the snatcher?
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9809 on: March 02, 2020, 08:28:37 am »
He'd realize he's probably better off with the goblins than we would have been with the dwarves.

WWUD after he was taken to the goblins house?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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