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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 671649 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9780 on: February 23, 2020, 06:37:29 am »

Go mandate some scepters and get drunk.

WWUD if he failed to make the scepters?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9781 on: February 23, 2020, 09:53:18 am »

Get an order from the overseer to pull a strange lever that unintentionally causes the mayor to have an unfortunate accident

WWUD after the accident?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9782 on: February 23, 2020, 02:26:59 pm »

Urist breaks her legs, so she issues a production order for three new legs.

What would Urist McButcher do upon receiving this order?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9783 on: February 24, 2020, 01:54:52 pm »

Ask the mayor "Pardon? You want what?" and walk around muttering "I need a drink."

WWUD after this incident?

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9784 on: February 24, 2020, 05:46:57 pm »

Chop some legs off the sheep and tell the mayor the job's done.

WWUD with a one-legged sheep at a party?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9785 on: February 25, 2020, 06:07:53 am »

He'd ignore it for a bit, then the butcher would drag it off and butcher it.

WWUD at the party after the sheep was taken away?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9786 on: February 25, 2020, 06:44:20 pm »

Wonder why in the world there was a one-legged sheep at a party.

Urist has gone stark raving mad!

WWUD while running around raving after pondering the subtleties of one-legged sheep?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9787 on: February 25, 2020, 06:52:54 pm »

Urist realizes that he can fly. All he needs to do is jump off a tower and miss the ground!

WWUD if this actually worked?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9788 on: February 25, 2020, 11:26:00 pm »

Urist realized he has transformed into a werebat

WWUD if he saw a dwarf turn into a werebat?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9789 on: February 26, 2020, 06:54:09 am »

Close the drawbridge so the werebat can't get into the fort.

WWUD if the werebat got past the drawbridge and into the fort?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9790 on: February 26, 2020, 04:38:26 pm »

Urist punches the werebat in the head, bruising the muscle, shattering the skull!
The werebat has been knocked unconscious!

WWUD now?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9791 on: February 27, 2020, 04:30:00 am »

Get attacked by a wererobin.

WWUD if attacked by a wererobin?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9792 on: February 27, 2020, 10:04:32 am »

Get bitten/pecked then run away from the fort in terror only to get delivered a note by crossbow bolt saying Urist McCoward is now drafted into the military and is told to report to the burrow "processing room"

WWUD in response?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9793 on: February 27, 2020, 10:23:20 am »

Ask what is being processed. Fear that he is the one being processed AKA butchered. Run away in terror
WWUD if he is the one who sent the note and noticed the one who recieved the note run away in fear?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9794 on: February 27, 2020, 03:36:18 pm »

Yell "Oi, you, come back here!"

Urist cancels Yell At Coward: Interrupted by a wererobin.

WWUD after attracting the attention of the wererobin?
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