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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682656 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9765 on: February 19, 2020, 02:19:25 pm »
Urist McMoody has been taken by a fey mood!

Urist is now going around looking for his artifact materials.

WWUD after realizing there's a metal shortage and thus his artifact's completion may never happen?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9766 on: February 19, 2020, 03:43:50 pm »
Remember bones are made of calcium, remember calcium is made of metal, remember the remains of the train are metal, colle t bones and train remains
What does Urist make with bones, train pieces and the rest of the ingredients?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9767 on: February 19, 2020, 04:09:57 pm »
Urist has constructed Thomas the tank engine, a massive vehicle made of bones and steel. Beware its deadly gas. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.

WWUD now that Thomas is rampaging through the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9768 on: February 19, 2020, 06:27:26 pm »
Tell his creation to continue obliterating everyone but him.

WWUD after issuing this command?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9769 on: February 19, 2020, 09:48:37 pm »
Enter the driver’s seat and shoot crossbow bolts out of an open window

What would Urist Metalsmith do upon seeing a train kill people and a dwarf helping by shooting crossbow bolts from the inside?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9770 on: February 20, 2020, 08:55:14 am »
He'd go crazy from seeing all the corpses and jump into some magma.

What Would Urist McAxedwarf Do about the train that was killing everyone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9771 on: February 20, 2020, 03:21:33 pm »
Urist slaps the train with the side of his axe, but the attack does no damage. Then Thomas runs him over.

What would Urist McPhilosopher do if the train was headed towards 5 elves, or, he can flip a rail switch and have the train run over two elves, but now he gets to take credit?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9772 on: February 20, 2020, 03:47:59 pm »
Urist McPhilosopher is a dwarf philosopher. Naturally, Urist will flip the switch so that the train runs over two elves and he takes credit for the deaths.

WWUD after this action?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9773 on: February 20, 2020, 08:42:28 pm »
Be horrified at the sight of death. Become "completely helpless in stressful situations" two years later as a result of said horror, and become haggard shortly thereafter. Throw a tantrum. Beat up a pig.

WWUD do as a responsible law-abiding captain of the guard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9774 on: February 21, 2020, 05:38:39 am »
He'd arrest the tantruming dwarf, then go get a drink and do other things for several months, meanwhile the arrested dwarf dies of dehydration sobriety.

WWUD if he found out that he left a dwarf to die in jail?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9775 on: February 21, 2020, 06:25:03 am »
Urist McCaptainoftheguard has been satisfied lately at dispensing justice. Urist would then arrest UristMcMayor for violating her own production order.

WW Urist McMayor do?
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Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9776 on: February 22, 2020, 02:28:45 am »
Urist is too busy admiring this artifact chain to do anything.

WWUD if a kobold stole the chain and her leg?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9777 on: February 22, 2020, 10:21:40 am »
Cry out in pain, she is now short one leg. That must have been a strong kobold.

WWUD whilst one leg short?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9778 on: February 22, 2020, 12:17:05 pm »
Chase the koboid and cut off one leg corresponding to the leg Urist lost (if lost left leg, take left leg, if lost right leg take right leg) then atach newly aqquired leg into where Urist's leg used to be

What would the Koboid do if it's leg was stolen and placed on the dwarf it stole a leg from?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9779 on: February 22, 2020, 05:18:21 pm »
Be appropriately afraid and run off.

What would Urist McMayor do after recovering a leg?
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