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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682679 times)

recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9750 on: February 17, 2020, 04:27:18 am »
leave the corpses all over the fort then complain about miasma

WWUD with the bodies of the mad?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9751 on: February 17, 2020, 02:53:11 pm »
Give them to an elf, who asks whether they were killed in combat. Urist, disliking elves, walks away, leaving a confused elf staring at piles of corpses.

WWUD after swaggering away from an elf?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9752 on: February 18, 2020, 09:17:26 am »
He'd go get a drink, only to find there aren't any as the brewer's been dead for months.

WWUD to get some booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9753 on: February 18, 2020, 11:44:56 am »
Urist jumps into a barrel and brews himself.

WWUD if he found a barrel of plump helmet man wine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9754 on: February 18, 2020, 03:38:44 pm »
Drink it all, he can't remember when he last had a drink.

WWUD after drinking the wine and, being hungry, eating the barrel the wine was in?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9755 on: February 18, 2020, 03:48:40 pm »
Urist has evolved! Urist dwarf has evolved into Urist the Barrelman. If a piece of the barrel is taken off, it grows into a barrelman or barrelwoman depending on how many of each sex are around. As Urist is a barrel,an, the only one of his species, he takes off a piece and it grows into a barrelwoman

WawUD if he walked to the booze stalkpile stockpile and found living barrelpeople?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9756 on: February 18, 2020, 04:56:05 pm »
Raise his eyebrows, turn around, and report them to the mayor.

WWUD after reporting the barrelpeople to the mayor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9757 on: February 18, 2020, 06:13:09 pm »
Bring the mayor with him to check out if barrelmen can still be drunk.

WWUD to drink said barrelmen?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9758 on: February 18, 2020, 07:36:37 pm »
Bash them over the head to knock them out, then proceed to slurp them down with a bowl of good ol' dwarven stew.

WWUD after drinking barrelperson stew?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9759 on: February 18, 2020, 07:52:09 pm »
Become a barrel person, as the dwarf before him became a barrelperson after ingesting a barrel, so too shall ingesting a barrelperson turn the investor into a barrelperson
WWUD if he is the mayor and witnessed a dwarf turn into a barrelperson after ingesting a barrelperson?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9760 on: February 18, 2020, 08:24:56 pm »
Run around yelling, "It was inevitable!" until he forgets what he was yelling about.

WWUD with a fort full of confused, panicking citizens?
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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9761 on: February 18, 2020, 08:29:55 pm »
Summon the Panic Train and ride it to a new fort. WWUD if she saw a train made of panic head towards her fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9762 on: February 18, 2020, 11:56:53 pm »
Urist reaches into the musical archives, and throws the love train at the panic train.

WWUD when they collide?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9763 on: February 19, 2020, 07:24:11 am »
Get killed by shrapnel.

WWUD when his fellow dwarves were being killed by bits of the panic and love trains?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9764 on: February 19, 2020, 01:06:32 pm »
Urist has been ecstatic lately. He took joy in slaughter recently. He was cheerful after witnessing the death of a friend

Urist mcmusician cancels entomb body: interrupted by strange mood

WWUD
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