Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 682677 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #9735 on:** February 11, 2020, 07:39:25 pm »

Run around like a madman hunting various imagined beasts.

WWUD when an imaginary beast puts up a fight?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #9736 on:** February 11, 2020, 07:44:52 pm »

Urist tries to fight, but the beast knocks him down, then tells him that he has been elected mayor.

WWUD as mayor of crazytown?

King Zultan · « **Reply #9737 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:28:15 am »

Scream at the pigeons in the park.

WWUD if he saw the mayor of Crazytown screaming at pigeons?

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #9738 on:** February 12, 2020, 03:39:15 pm »

Punch the mayor in the nose and tell him "The rest of this town is crazy. Therefore, you are not crazy." and begin laughing maniacally.

WWUD after collapsing to the ground in a fit of laughter?

Imic · « **Reply #9739 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:47:07 pm »

Be written off as stark raving mad by the various real Dwarves watching Him do all of this, including the actual (newly elected) Mayor, now temporarily down one sense of smell, which judging by all the pigeon poo is probably a good thing.

Wwud if He escaped from the tyranny of Crazytown, only to discover that His fellow Dwarves have written Him off as SRM?

Bumber · « **Reply #9740 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:53:36 pm »

Move to Funkytown.

WWUD if Funkytown smelled too funky?

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #9741 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:48:48 pm »

Yell "By Armok's beard, this place is FOUL!" and proceed to go berserk at the odor of flowers.

WWUD whilst berserk?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #9742 on:** February 13, 2020, 01:16:15 am »

Urist murders the flowers with his fists of rage.

WWUD now that his fists smell like foul flowers?

King Zultan · « **Reply #9743 on:** February 13, 2020, 03:59:06 am »

Murder his fists in a blind rage.

WWUD after he finished murdering his fists?

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #9744 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:16:53 pm »

Serve himself his head on a platter, and proceed to eat it.

WWUD after eating his head?

Pancakes · « **Reply #9745 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:25:10 pm »

Say, "In a time before time, I ate me. That was very satisfying!"

WWUD if he only had plump helmets to eat for years on end?

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #9746 on:** February 13, 2020, 08:13:02 pm »

Ponder the meaning of plump helmets.

Urist cancels Eat: Praying to the Plump Helmet Deity.

WWUD whilst praying?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #9747 on:** February 13, 2020, 10:49:29 pm »

Urist discovers the true meaning of plump helmets, and becomes a plump helmet man preacher.

WWUD if he visited a fort and the residents tried to eat him?

King Zultan · « **Reply #9748 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:24:05 am »

He'd run from them while preaching to them about the meaning of plump helmets.

WWUD if they still tried to eat him?

IncompetentFortressMaker · « **Reply #9749 on:** February 14, 2020, 03:32:01 pm »

Begin chanting fanatically.

The residents have stopped responding to the world...

Resident cancels Eat Urist: Too insane. x1000

WWUD after driving the residents insane?

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