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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682695 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9720 on: February 09, 2020, 04:17:45 am »
He'd join in the chaos by punching the mayor to death.

WWUD if he got caught killing the mayor during a loyalty cascade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9721 on: February 09, 2020, 05:36:19 am »
Become the new mayor.

WWUD as mayor during a loyalty cascade?
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Dragofire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9722 on: February 09, 2020, 11:21:32 am »
Mandate Clear glass items(5/5) in the middle of a tundra.

WWUD if the mayor mandated clear glass items in the middle of the tundra during a loyalty cascade?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9723 on: February 09, 2020, 11:39:10 am »
Tell the mayor "Are you sure we have sand here?" and proceed to look for sand.

WWUD whilst freezing in the tundra whilst looking for sand?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9724 on: February 09, 2020, 03:52:30 pm »
Urist notices a trade caravan in the distance, and runs back to prepare the trade depot.

WWUD when the caravan only has 4 bags of sand, despite this being the only item that the fort requested?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9725 on: February 10, 2020, 03:17:03 am »
Rob the caravan and take everything.

WWUD now that he robed the caravan and only has 4 bags of sand?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9726 on: February 10, 2020, 01:10:32 pm »
make green glass due to an oversight from the Overseer

WWUD with these?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9727 on: February 10, 2020, 06:06:54 pm »
Urist throws the green glass items [4] at the mayor. The mayor is incensed. The mayor yells at Urist.

WWUD whilst being yelled at by the mayor?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9728 on: February 10, 2020, 06:52:47 pm »
Gain a grudge against the Mayor, leading to Urist later on agreeing to the plans laid out courtesy of the Overseer in a bid to remove the issue.

What would Urist McMayor do if, while wandering around His recently created burrow in an empy stope at the bottom of a long-abandoned section of the mines, He were to hear a distant rumbling sound directly above Him, getting louder and less distant with every passing second?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9729 on: February 10, 2020, 07:35:24 pm »
The minecart hits the human diplomat who was trying to arrange a trade agreement, sparking a war.

WWUD with bits of human diplomat all over him?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9730 on: February 11, 2020, 06:39:30 am »
Panic then go insane from the bad thoughts generated from the event.

WWUD after he went insane in a abandoned mine?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9731 on: February 11, 2020, 08:04:21 am »
Die causing Urist McMayorswife to throw a tantrum and knock down the trade depot while the humans were still around

WWUD when the trade depot got destroyed?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9732 on: February 11, 2020, 12:32:46 pm »
Get buried alive under an avalanche of copper breastplates, rough gems, limestone statues, and schist crafts that had been previously contained by the trade depot, and then die, along with Urist mcMayor’s wife, the broker, two other haulers, all the Human traders, and the wagons brought by the Human traders.

WWUD after witnessing the trade depot explode into a mountain of former trade goods burying His wife, both His kids, His war buddies from the Human lands, His brother the Broker, and His secret lover the Mayor’s wife?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9733 on: February 11, 2020, 03:06:10 pm »
Urist McInsane has stopped responding to the world...
Urist cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Too insane.

WWUD while insane?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9734 on: February 11, 2020, 06:24:31 pm »
Absolutely nothing.

WWUD in a deranged fantasy land of his own making?
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