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[pikachu17]

Kill him for daring to slander the cute kitties.
WWUD if she had a bunch of kittens?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Pet them and subsequently be adopted by the kittens.

WWUD whilst trying to build a house for each kitten at the same time?

[King Zultan]

Run out of materials he was using to build it.

WWUD to get more materials to build his kitten houses?

[Naturegirl1999]

Cut some wood for the houses, wonder what caused her to become a him.

WWUD if she found a dwarf cutting wood for houses, and a goblin was helping, unknown to the woodcutter?

[pikachu17]

Assume the goblin is some kind of spy, since why else would the goblin be hiding from the woodcutter? Call an alarm.
WWUD if his attempts to help his former kind while stuck in the hideous form of a goblin were interrupted by an alarm?

[Naturegirl1999]

The for, may have changed but memories are still in tact. Speak Dwarvish to hopefully show he is not a goblin in mind

WWUD if a goblin spoke Dwarvish and explained that he used to be a dwarf?

[Dragofire]

Scream "LIES MISTER SIR GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!" and fall down the well.

[King Zultan]

WWUD to get out of the well?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Attempt to climb out, fall back in, and begin maniacally punching the wall in a daze.

WWUD after realizing they have a bruised fist or two?

[Olith McHuman]

Urist becomes enraged from his injuries, and punches down the puny wall. Then he punches a tunnel back into the fort using nothing but his rage filled fists.

WWUD if someone gave him a pick axe?

[cythev]

Ignore the pick and use his bare hands anyways, because of his pride.
WWUD after digging out of the well realizing the fort now slowly fills with water from the well.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Attempt to build a wall to block the well, only to be swept into the well by the water gushing out of it.

WWUD whilst stuck in an overflowing well?

[Naturegirl1999]

Pray to Islith, goddess of water, who gives him the ability to breathe underwater, but no longer able to breathe on land.
WWUD if he saw a blue light and the dwarf in the well started breathing water?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Gape at the water-breathing dwarf, and accuse him of being a merman.

WWUD when the water-breathing dwarf takes offense and starts trying to punch him?

[Laterigrade]

Do his best to kill him, and feed him through a machine to butcher him so as to avoid his [BUTCHER_SENTIENT:UNTHINKABLE] ethic, and craft the bones into high-value trade goods!
WWUD if he caused a loyalty cascade through his actions?