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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682715 times)

Quarque

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9690 on: February 02, 2020, 04:23:20 am »
Puke, drink the vomit, and have a happy thought about having seen a masterwork chain lately.

Wwud if a goblin siege arrived, killed the guards and released him?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9691 on: February 02, 2020, 05:43:18 am »
Thank the goblins and follow them to their castle
Wwud if she saw a dwarf following the goblins after the siege?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9692 on: February 02, 2020, 06:18:29 am »
She'd think he'd been captured, go get the militia to go kill the goblins and free all the captured dwarves.

WWUD if the dwarven army showed killed all his goblin friends?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9693 on: February 02, 2020, 06:50:59 am »
Attack them
WWUD if he was a prisoner and noticed one of the “prisoners” helping the goblins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9694 on: February 02, 2020, 10:01:16 am »
Dwarves are not known for their brains; thus, Urist would probably charge the "prisoner" head-on and, predictably, fail to kill the "prisoner" spectacularly.

WWUD while he was lounging in his cell, brainstorming ways to escape?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9695 on: February 02, 2020, 09:26:59 pm »
Urist looks around, and sees that he has a booze stockpile, prepared meals, and a masterwork bed all right here.

WWUD to stay in jail?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9696 on: February 03, 2020, 02:57:35 am »
Punch the mayors baby and beat up a cat.

WWUD if that wasn't enough to get him in jail?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9697 on: February 03, 2020, 09:44:43 am »
Come up with a plan to break into jail.

WWUD if his plan became needlessly convoluted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9698 on: February 03, 2020, 10:15:42 am »
He would slap an elf in the face to clear his mind and would burst through the front door.

WWUD if the jailer would be said elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9699 on: February 03, 2020, 10:51:59 am »
Run screaming into the forest and get eaten by a tiger.

WWUD if cats murdered the baron?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9700 on: February 03, 2020, 02:57:04 pm »
Consider the injustices the baron committed and leave the cats alone, or maybe even pet them.

WWUD when found to be petting cats by the royal guard?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9701 on: February 04, 2020, 06:08:54 am »
They'd ignore him and go get drunk instead.

WWUD if there were no cats in the fortress?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9702 on: February 04, 2020, 11:14:12 am »
Run around yelling "cat deficiency!" at the top of his lungs.

WWUD if he accidentally hit the captain of the guard in the nose while running around yelling?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9703 on: February 05, 2020, 06:49:58 pm »
No one survives the resulting loyalty cascade.

WWUD if the cats were discovered to be masterminding every evil plot in the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9704 on: February 06, 2020, 03:30:21 pm »
Yell this fact to everyone within earshot.

WWUD if called a madman whilst yelling about cats being evil masterminds?
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