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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682727 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9660 on: January 01, 2020, 11:28:56 pm »
Urist watches with approval as Urist McFrankenstein's creations end the debate with their fists and a recovered fooseball table.

WWUD if he invented fireworks?
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Dragofire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9661 on: January 23, 2020, 03:49:24 pm »
Urist cancels Set Off Fireworks - in air x8954434567653234567437564535675230000000000000000000000000000000000000

WWUD if booze gained sentience?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9662 on: January 26, 2020, 05:54:01 am »
Drink it anyway.

WWUD if the elves said to stop drinking the sentient booze?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9663 on: January 26, 2020, 01:56:28 pm »
Be angry, then ignore the elves.
WWUD if a goblin came and punched them whilst they were drinking the booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9664 on: January 26, 2020, 05:27:55 pm »
Rip his head off and drink from the skull instead.

WWUD if he found out he couldn’t taste the booze anymore?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9665 on: January 26, 2020, 05:34:22 pm »
Run around screaming in shocked horror.

WWUD if he tripped on a minecart and found himself heading for a magma forge?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9666 on: January 27, 2020, 06:43:33 am »
Well he might as well go to work when he gets there, and make those scepters the mayors been bitching about.


WWUD if he didn't make the scepters fast enough and failed to meet the mandate?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9667 on: January 27, 2020, 06:44:52 am »
Go to a neighboring fort and steal some scepters
W#UD if caught in a neighboring fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9668 on: January 27, 2020, 12:31:12 pm »
Be killed by the hammerer.
W#UD if people wondered what the hashtag means?
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Dragofire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9669 on: January 27, 2020, 12:43:00 pm »
Go Stark Raving Mad!! pondering hashtags until they starve to death

What would Urist do if a untamed rabbit appeared seven z-levels down beneath a floor grate in a hole?
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We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9670 on: January 27, 2020, 03:22:38 pm »
Climb into the hole after the rabbit, realize they are now in a tunnel network, and wonder how to get out.

WWUD if they got lost in the tunnels?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9671 on: January 27, 2020, 09:35:31 pm »
Quote from: IncompetentFortressMaker on January 27, 2020, 03:22:38 pm
Climb into the hole after the rabbit, realize they are now in a tunnel network, and wonder how to get out.

WWUD if they got lost in the tunnels?
Pick random directions until eventually finding an ant man colony
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WWUD if asked if he wanted to join the colony?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9672 on: January 28, 2020, 05:20:34 am »
He would refuse and run back to the fort to gather the militia.

WWUD when the militia goes to attack the ant men?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Dragofire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9673 on: January 28, 2020, 12:55:06 pm »
The militia would panic at the sight of a gopher before they even reached the colony and scatter into the tunnels and drown.

WWUD if he was thirsty and on fire?
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My Stuff
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We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9674 on: January 28, 2020, 02:10:24 pm »
Find some booze. Next thing Urist knew, !!booze!! and !!Urist!! because he didn't bother putting himself out first.

WWUD while running around screaming about lost booze and flames?
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