Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 638 639 [640] 641 642 ... 713

Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 680462 times)

MachoNacho

  • Bay Watcher
  • pug
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9585 on: October 19, 2019, 11:01:37 am »
Make a tavern in the HFS.

WWUD if he's a clown and he sees a dorf building a tavern in the HFS?
Logged
pug

Olith McHuman

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9586 on: October 19, 2019, 10:20:58 pm »
Urist McClown applies to be the barkeeper.

What would Olith McDiplomat do if he visited a dwarf fortress and found that the tavern is in HFS and is being run by a clown?
Logged

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9587 on: October 20, 2019, 02:46:26 am »
Be killed by an critter in the cavers on the way to the tavern.

WWUD if the tavern in the HFS was an alcohol free zone?
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

MachoNacho

  • Bay Watcher
  • pug
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9588 on: October 20, 2019, 12:22:46 pm »
Correct the mistake on the sign. It was supposed to say "free alcohol zone".

WWUD if free alcohol in the HFS?
Logged
pug

Urist McUristUrist

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9589 on: October 20, 2019, 04:42:52 pm »
Drink unthil alcohol poisoning kicks in and start a brawl.

WWUD if he got attacked by a severely intoxicated legendary pump operator?
Logged

Superdorf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Soothly we live in mighty years!
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9590 on: October 20, 2019, 09:33:32 pm »
Bite the drunk pump-operator's nose off! Legendary Biter trumps Legendary Pump Operator.

WWUD if he should happen to witness this macabre scene?
Logged
Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

klonk
Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
Sigtext

MachoNacho

  • Bay Watcher
  • pug
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9591 on: October 20, 2019, 10:19:02 pm »
Go berserk. Begin deep frying everyone he sees in their own melted fat.

WWUD if he witnessed THAT?
Logged
pug

Olith McHuman

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9592 on: October 21, 2019, 12:13:12 am »
The clown barkeeper decides that he needs to put this down with clouds of deadly dust that rot flesh. After reflecting on this traumatic event, Urist becomes obsessed with his appearance.

WWUD if he was walking at 1/4 speed thanks to the weight of all of his bling?
Logged

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9593 on: October 21, 2019, 04:58:39 am »
He'd slowly make his way around the world stealing all of the bling.

WWUD if a clown covered in bling showed up to his fort, and started to steal all the bling?
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Olith McHuman

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9594 on: October 23, 2019, 10:11:03 pm »
Urist attempts to stop the bling demon, but is blinded by the bling and then has all of his belongings stolen by the demon's kobold worshipers.

WWUD if he found the bling demon and kobolds dancing in the tavern?
Logged

MachoNacho

  • Bay Watcher
  • pug
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9595 on: October 24, 2019, 09:39:46 am »
Dance with kobolds and bling demon.

WWUD if the kobolds and bling demon stole all his bling?
Logged
pug

recon1o6

  • Bay Watcher
  • Developing a race, explosive booze and death traps
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9596 on: October 30, 2019, 03:09:45 pm »
Throw a tantrum and demand the hammerer dispense some !!Dwarven justice!!

WWUD if the hammerer stole all the bling?
Logged
Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9597 on: October 31, 2019, 03:25:30 am »
Throw at tantrum about the hammerer stealing all the bling, then get beat for tantruming.

WWUD if the bling hammerer beat the tantruming dwarf to death?
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Olith McHuman

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9598 on: November 04, 2019, 02:14:39 am »
Urist snaps and enters a fell mood. He instagibs the bling demon and drags him into a workshop.

What would Urist make?
Logged

MachoNacho

  • Bay Watcher
  • pug
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9599 on: November 04, 2019, 11:03:54 am »
Urist makes a full set of armor out of the demon's bones and all the bling.

WWUD if bling armor fused itself to his skin?
Logged
pug
Pages: 1 ... 638 639 [640] 641 642 ... 713
« previous next »