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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 680572 times)

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9120 on: February 14, 2019, 10:13:47 pm »
Start finding aircraft to move around on the wings of. Eventually the gremlins emerge from the caverns and protest that he's stealing their jobs.

WWUD if he were a villain in the upcoming release?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9121 on: February 15, 2019, 07:39:26 am »
He would create a incredibly complicated network of criminals to steal some socks.

WWUD if a villain stole his socks?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9122 on: February 18, 2019, 01:49:00 pm »
Urist McSOCK has gone berserk!

What would Urist do if some insane guy was eating all the socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9123 on: February 18, 2019, 03:32:58 pm »
Be that guy.

WWUD if the socks tasted bad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9124 on: February 18, 2019, 05:26:09 pm »
Wait for another pair come the next goblin siege.

What would Urist do if he was an epic gamer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9125 on: February 18, 2019, 05:42:32 pm »
Play dwarf fortress. As himself.

Wwud with another dwarf revealing artifact locations within their fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9126 on: February 19, 2019, 06:11:41 am »
He would steal the artifacts for himself.

WWUD if he caught Urist stealing the forts artifacts.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9127 on: February 19, 2019, 09:18:40 am »
Kill Urist and claim the artifact as a family heirloom from UristMcHimself

WWUD if hurt during this?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9128 on: February 19, 2019, 01:18:52 pm »
Become a wereturtle just before the full moon.
WWUD as a wereturtle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9129 on: February 20, 2019, 02:24:51 am »
Mostly just pull levers.

What would Urist McNotVampire do if he caught his real identity stealing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9130 on: February 20, 2019, 12:38:54 pm »
Steal from his real identity and probably eat more socks

WWUD if someone made an artifact sock sock sock stew sock sock biscuits sock sock sock roast?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9131 on: February 22, 2019, 03:38:40 pm »
Assume the chef was totally insane.

Wwud if the fortress mayor started letting animal people join the fortress as full-fledged citizens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9132 on: February 22, 2019, 08:54:30 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 22, 2019, 03:38:40 pm
Assume the chef was totally insane.

Wwud if the fortress mayor started letting animal people join the fortress as full-fledged citizens?
Urist likes aye-aye men for their “interesting fingers” ;^). The rest of the animal men along with the mayor he designates to a nice burrow with a sweet magma incinerator for “ethics purging”.

WWUD if he was one of the last living citizens in a dying dwarf civilization?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9133 on: February 23, 2019, 09:45:48 am »
Die.

WWUD if he is dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9134 on: February 24, 2019, 05:47:54 am »
He would rise up as a ghost and knock over tables and throw mugs around.

WWUD if he got hit by a mug the ghost threw?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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