Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 681734 times)

King Zultan · « **Reply #8955 on:** April 08, 2018, 08:29:32 am »

He would exist anyway just to spite the inability for him to exist.

WWUD if he woke up in the fortress and everyone else had disappeared?

mightymushroom · « **Reply #8956 on:** April 15, 2018, 03:39:02 pm »

Help himself to the Dwarven Ale and claim the nicest bedroom.

WWUD if he was alone in the fortress and 36 cats all adopt him at once?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #8957 on:** April 16, 2018, 10:56:13 am »

Spend the rest of his life trying desperately to get all the vermin corpses outside before they rot. Fail and go nuts.

Wwud if he actually had to work, to make money, to stay alive?

Pvt. Pirate · « **Reply #8958 on:** April 16, 2018, 11:35:23 am »

fell trees and waste whole logs for to make a single random item with a historical image and sell them to ALL bypassers.

WWUD if noone bought?

PlumpHelmetMan · « **Reply #8959 on:** April 16, 2018, 11:47:21 am »

He'd name it and make it into an artifact symbol of the king (right after he becomes king, he's still a bit fuzzy on how that's gonna work out).

WWUD if said random item was confiscated by the elves, offended as they were by his shameless abuse of innocent trees?

pikachu17 · « **Reply #8960 on:** April 16, 2018, 04:11:06 pm »

Kill them, and take it back.

WWUD if he was physically incapable of violence?

PlumpHelmetMan · « **Reply #8961 on:** April 16, 2018, 06:22:26 pm »

Physically? Simple, he'd just resort to psychologically manipulating his victims.

WWUD if kobolds stole his favourite rope reed sock and he had no means of tracking them?

King Zultan · « **Reply #8962 on:** April 17, 2018, 06:55:44 am »

He would become angry and take out his rage on the animals of the fortress.

WWUD if he was locked in a room with a kobold?

pikachu17 · « **Reply #8963 on:** April 17, 2018, 09:24:11 am »

Its a honeymoon suite, right? Marry the kobold.

WWUD with his new wife?

Imic · « **Reply #8964 on:** April 24, 2018, 07:05:17 am »

Explode.
WWUD with an exploded wife?

pikachu17 · « **Reply #8965 on:** April 24, 2018, 09:11:09 am »

Go into a macabre mood.

WWUD with this new artifact?

King Zultan · « **Reply #8966 on:** April 25, 2018, 04:22:53 am »

Claim it as a family heirloom then put it in a cabinet and promptly forget about it.

WWUD if his artifact was stolen?

TD1 · « **Reply #8967 on:** April 25, 2018, 08:56:07 am »

Wander about in the wilds searching for it, before realising his kid had just borrowed it to impress the lady Urists.

WWUD when he realised that all those men with great big bushy beards were actually women, and he'd have to marry one of them someday?

PlumpHelmetMan · « **Reply #8968 on:** April 25, 2018, 09:17:52 am »

Dwarves have obviously evolved to find female facial hair attractive, so it's no big deal for him.

WWUD if he discovered that Armok isn't actually a god, just some 21-year-old human college student dicking around on his PC?

pikachu17 · « **Reply #8969 on:** April 25, 2018, 01:38:41 pm »

Depends. Is the human awesomely bearded? Then continue worshipping him.

WWUD if he was Armok?

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