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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681756 times)

Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8880 on: December 16, 2017, 11:06:53 am »
Travel back to when he last drank a particularly delicious ale so that he can experience it all over again.

WWUD if he encountered an elf who rules over the dwarves?
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KittyTac

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8881 on: December 16, 2017, 11:11:07 am »
If it's Cacame, praise, if not, unfortunate accident.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8882 on: December 16, 2017, 11:27:17 am »
He would have found Armok.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8883 on: December 16, 2017, 03:59:55 pm »
WWUD if he went for a stroll on the surface, and someone had the gall to tell him that vomiting on everything is both unsightly and unhealthy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8884 on: December 16, 2017, 06:56:55 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on December 16, 2017, 03:59:55 pm
WWUD if he went for a stroll on the surface, and someone had the gall to tell him that vomiting on everything is both unsightly and unhealthy?

vomit on him
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8885 on: December 16, 2017, 08:40:00 pm »
WWUD if people kept forgetting to tell him what to do?
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Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8886 on: December 17, 2017, 01:21:18 am »
Urist cancels idle, do something stupid.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8887 on: December 18, 2017, 05:38:06 am »
Fill the announcement screen with job cancellation spam.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8888 on: December 18, 2017, 09:17:40 am »
Haul socks dropped by those who didn't.

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Eschar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8889 on: December 18, 2017, 10:57:08 am »
Attack the migrants who eventually come, in a fit of insanity.

WWUD if he was the only dwarf left alive, in a leverdoor-sealed 2x2 room?
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Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8890 on: December 18, 2017, 04:42:11 pm »
Activate Urist Operating System.

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Eschar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8891 on: December 18, 2017, 05:19:57 pm »
"Skynet has nothing on DF 41."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8892 on: December 18, 2017, 05:21:26 pm »
Kill the communist elves!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8893 on: December 18, 2017, 06:19:05 pm »
LCS would segfault.

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Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8894 on: December 18, 2017, 07:48:38 pm »
Go into a berserk rage and kill everyone, then commandeer the alcohol stores for an entire year.

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