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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681891 times)

UselessMcMiner

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8715 on: June 23, 2017, 04:37:34 pm »
Kidnap an elven child and throw him into the flames!

WUDD if there was a giant web spewing spider made out of slade came to his fortress.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8716 on: June 23, 2017, 04:38:44 pm »
Weave drunkenly towards the atomsmasher lever and crush the beast into nothingness.


WWUD with a dysfunctional atom smasher?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8717 on: June 28, 2017, 09:41:21 pm »
Urist McHauler drops the Xgiant crow leather trousersX.
Urist McHauler pulls the lever.
Urist McHauler sees two pairs of Xgiant crow leather trousersX.
Urist McHauler pulls the lever.
Urist McHauler sees four pairs of Xgiant crow leather trousersX.

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coating of Urist McHauler's dwarf tears (right eye)
coating of Urist McHauler's dwarf tears (left eye)


What would Urist do with a drunken sailor? What would Urist do with a drunken sailor? What would Urist do with a drunken sailor eaaaaaaarly in the mor-ning?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8718 on: June 29, 2017, 03:44:58 am »
Urist ignores his tall tails of a building called a "boat" made from unsupported constructions that doesn't cave in, then makes him a hauler. Early in the morning.

WWUD if the king mandated prohibition?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8719 on: June 29, 2017, 12:18:05 pm »
Kogan mcKing cancels prohibition: Interrupted by rioter

WWUD if the other dwarves tried to sacrifice him into a giant pit as part of a ritual to kill all the elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8720 on: June 29, 2017, 05:38:09 pm »
Urist McDwarf has Died: Jumping into lava voluntarily


WWUD if in an ELVEN ritual to kill all dwarves? Probably involving wooden stakes.
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8721 on: June 29, 2017, 06:17:22 pm »
Kills all elves first. No elves to do ritual.
WWUD in the Harry-Potter-verse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8722 on: June 29, 2017, 08:06:43 pm »
Trap, then find a way to weaponize Voldemort.  (That instant death spell is swank.  Can it shoot through windows?  I bet it works wonders against the HFS!)

WWUD in the Twilight-verse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8723 on: June 29, 2017, 11:06:29 pm »
Force all the vampires to work as book-keeps and kill all the werewolves.

WWUD with the TF2 Mercs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8724 on: June 30, 2017, 11:45:05 am »
Build two fortresses for them to fight each other in.

WWUD if cats usurped the Mountainking's throne?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8725 on: June 30, 2017, 12:43:03 pm »
Get a fell mood, kill the cats, then make cat-skin glove.
WWUD with a natural 20?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8726 on: July 01, 2017, 01:20:42 am »
Make a masterwork pig tail sock as a novice clothier.

Wwud with a natural 1?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8727 on: July 01, 2017, 07:54:00 am »
Amputate someone's head in order to cure an ear infection.

Wwud in a DnD campaign
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8728 on: July 02, 2017, 10:18:34 pm »
Quote from: heydude6 on July 01, 2017, 07:54:00 am
Amputate someone's head in order to cure an ear infection.

Wwud in a DnD campaign

Found a custom prestige class called "Magmamancer", and gain legendary epic levels in it.

WWUD in a FATAL campaign?
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Quote from: Alkyon on March 30, 2010, 08:00:46 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8729 on: July 03, 2017, 08:53:21 am »
Attempt to coat the planet in magma.

WWUD in Terraria?
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