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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681906 times)

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8685 on: May 24, 2017, 07:13:19 am »
Smash it with his metal magic hands of death and destruction! Then make a new world.

What would Urist-Armok do if his god-children rebelled and put him in a deep sleep inside the new planet's core?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8686 on: May 24, 2017, 08:55:10 am »
I'm sorry? His beard is made of pure adamantine strands, that's impossible. Everyone knows that the stronger a dwarf's beard is, the stronger the dwarf is. He'd probably just kill his kids and start a loyalty cascade.

WWUAD if HFS was spontaneously created?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8687 on: May 25, 2017, 05:05:52 pm »
Spontaneously create adamantine clad legendary warriors to do battle with it.

Wwud if he had a psychiatrist?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8688 on: May 25, 2017, 11:06:42 pm »
Drive said psychiatrist insane.

What would Urist Olith do if they were a human?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8689 on: June 04, 2017, 12:06:48 am »
Commit suicide.
Wwud of all of the booze was gone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8690 on: June 07, 2017, 01:38:24 pm »
Drink grimy water, vomit, drink vomit, get drunk on his own vomit, fall in the water, drown.

What would Urist do if he was a Tyromancer (like a necromancer, but with cheese)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8691 on: June 07, 2017, 01:52:16 pm »
Eat cheese. Raise it in his stomach. Have zombie cheese in his stomach.
WWUD if he was a feminist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8692 on: June 07, 2017, 02:21:47 pm »
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Eat cheese. Raise it in his stomach. Have zombie cheese in his stomach.
WWUD if he was a feminist?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8693 on: June 08, 2017, 12:47:24 pm »
go insane because he can't punch people in a fit of rage.

wwud with flip flops?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8694 on: June 08, 2017, 05:23:38 pm »
Try to wear socks with them

WWUD if he saw this thread?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8695 on: June 08, 2017, 07:53:56 pm »
Have an existential crisis. Solve it with booze.

WWUD if given a Bay12 account and a computer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8696 on: June 08, 2017, 09:07:26 pm »
see this thread, have an existential crisis and try to solve it with booze. enough booze to kill a dwarf, even.

wwud with their one true love?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8697 on: June 08, 2017, 09:18:10 pm »
Get into a sparring match, kill them, go Fell, kill someone else and use their body to make a slab for their lost love.

WWUD if the next goblin siege came with machine guns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8698 on: June 09, 2017, 12:40:31 am »
Put on his +adamantine plate armor+, charge one of the gobbos down and steal his gun, then go rambo on their asses.

WWUD if he was locked outside the fortress during an elven siege?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8699 on: June 09, 2017, 01:45:37 am »
destroy the entire siege and burn the bodies in piles of lumber.

wwud with a giant mosquito?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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