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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681927 times)

crazyabe

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8640 on: April 26, 2017, 12:43:30 pm »
Bark his way up a tree chasing a chicken then Starve to death.


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8641 on: April 26, 2017, 02:40:54 pm »
Ditch it in favor of the clearly much better drug, Dwarven Rum.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8642 on: April 26, 2017, 08:19:19 pm »
Become a ‼XXdwarfXX‼ briefly, then expire.

WWUD with sweet oblivion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8643 on: April 26, 2017, 09:38:10 pm »
Nothing, because dwarves are already drunk to oblivion.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8644 on: April 27, 2017, 10:47:44 pm »
Cut off a leg!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8645 on: May 02, 2017, 10:36:31 am »
Make a polar bear soap tower in the middle of the desert.
WWUD if there were no polar bears, or polar bear soap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8646 on: May 03, 2017, 09:41:12 am »
Spam job cancellations!

WWUD if he had to choose between drinking booze and killing hippies elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8647 on: May 03, 2017, 02:12:15 pm »
Invent booze from tree bark, so at least he could piss the elves off.

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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8648 on: May 03, 2017, 02:31:59 pm »
Read it. Duh.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8649 on: May 03, 2017, 03:11:04 pm »
Bring back his treasured pet.

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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8650 on: May 10, 2017, 03:49:06 am »
Cry.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8651 on: May 10, 2017, 09:15:36 am »
Kill the FB, then raise the anteater, as Urist is a necromancer.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8652 on: May 10, 2017, 04:43:59 pm »
Die horribly trying to punch something that was holding a gun.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8653 on: May 10, 2017, 11:39:09 pm »
Urist returns to the ways of his fathers and wears clothes not of pig tail, but of blood and vomit.

What would Urist McFarmer do if someone told him that it makes no sense to plant underground mushrooms seasonally and above ground crops year round?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8654 on: May 12, 2017, 10:02:51 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on May 10, 2017, 11:39:09 pm
Urist returns to the ways of his fathers and wears clothes not of pig tail, but of blood and vomit.

What would Urist McFarmer do if someone told him that it makes no sense to plant underground mushrooms seasonally and above ground crops year round?

"Oy. Shut ya mouth."

What would Urist McAccomplishedWrestler do if he were put in his Fortress's arena with a lion?
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