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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681945 times)

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8595 on: March 31, 2017, 02:32:47 pm »
Kill the ELVES with AXES
WWUD if he had a COPPER AXE?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8596 on: March 31, 2017, 03:45:16 pm »
Cut down all the trees outside for good measure.

WWUD if his feet were rotting off?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8597 on: March 31, 2017, 04:43:40 pm »
Quote from: johiah on March 31, 2017, 03:45:16 pm
Cut down all the trees outside for good measure.

WWUD if his feet were rotting off?

Hunt for SOCKS.

WWUD if he had mittens, but no hands.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8598 on: April 04, 2017, 09:35:05 am »
Use them as SOCKS.
WWUD do if he was the king of the humans?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8599 on: April 05, 2017, 06:23:46 am »
Have dwarves live underground from that point onwards.
Wwud if he was king of the mountainhome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8600 on: April 05, 2017, 10:56:22 am »
Have dwarves live underground from that point onwards
WWUD if he was attacked by an alien?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8601 on: April 05, 2017, 11:42:31 am »
Become alien king somehow and have them live underground from then on.
Wwud if I tried to atat a wwud story, beggining woth 7 dwarves approaching a cold volcano far to the north...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8602 on: April 06, 2017, 01:56:54 am »
Get confused and not notice the zombie polar bear approaching from behind.

Wwud if the world was fair?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8603 on: April 07, 2017, 01:49:14 pm »
Say out loud how beautiful it is.
WWUD if the world was going to be destroyed by a falling moon in 3 days?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8604 on: April 07, 2017, 02:05:04 pm »
Get wasted.

Wwud if his life revolved around hauling water around
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8605 on: April 09, 2017, 03:51:46 am »
Urist acts smugly superior towards those lowly boulder haulers. Pha!

WWUD if he ran into a furniture hauler?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8606 on: April 09, 2017, 08:31:12 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on April 09, 2017, 03:51:46 am
Urist acts smugly superior towards those lowly boulder haulers. Pha!

WWUD if he ran into a furniture hauler?

Urist McWaterHauler: Hello, Urist!
Urist McFurnitureHauler: Hmmph! Lowbrow water hauler. *walks off*


WWUD if he invented the bagel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8607 on: April 09, 2017, 08:42:58 am »
Eat it. A lot.
Wwud if bread was god?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8608 on: April 10, 2017, 01:04:40 am »
Worship it. Then eat it. Then cry because he ate his god. Then bake more bread.

Wwud if he couldnt make roasts out of four servings of lard alone anymore?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8609 on: April 10, 2017, 03:12:20 am »
Why, the nerve! Urist makes a roast out of the last 3 dimple cup spawn and 50 quarry leaves instead. Truly, a better meal has never been made.

WWUD if someone told him that making biscuits out of the giant lovecraftian slug that just killed half the fort might be a bad idea?
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