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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681997 times)

Garrie

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8550 on: February 24, 2017, 08:30:29 am »

He'd cook the spam.

WWUD if he had a backpack with nothing but ROAST SPAM?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8551 on: February 26, 2017, 08:22:42 pm »

Use the spam as a throwing weapon. The wet smack of the fake meat would horrify any undisciplined enemies.

Dessert is ROAST SPAM and ENEMY sweetbread.

WWUD if the fort entrance was guarded by the bridge guardian from Monty Python's holy grail?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8552 on: February 26, 2017, 10:24:23 pm »

"What is your name?"
"Urist of the Dwarven Mountainhome."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the ☼holy artifact☼."
"What... is your favorite color?"
"Stripes."

Urist soon met the bottom of the !!Gorge of Eternal Peril!!.

WWUD if HE was the bridge guardian from Monty Python's holy grail?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8553 on: February 26, 2017, 10:25:25 pm »

"What is your name?"
"Urist of the Dwarven Mountainhome."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the ☼holy artifact☼."
"What... is your favorite color?"
"Stripes."

Urist soon met the bottom of the !!Gorge of Eternal Peril!!.

WWUD if HE was the bridge guardian from Monty Python's holy grail?

Everyone is dead.

WWUD with the Holy Grail?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8554 on: February 27, 2017, 01:23:13 am »

Leave it on the floor. A kobold runs off with it. God is pissed.

Wwud if the powers that be were pissed at him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8555 on: March 01, 2017, 01:13:09 pm »

Carry on as normal, but notice that he has a tendency to narrowly avoid dying in horrible accidents. Armok is pissed but the overseer has at least as much power over what happens in the fortress and doesn't want to lose the only furnace operator who can keep pace with the fortress' master fletcher.

WWUD if he was ordered to stand on the catapult range as part of a poorly explained science experiment?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8556 on: March 02, 2017, 12:13:44 am »

Do it. But immediately before the test starts he decides to go get a drink because he's bored.

Wwud if the dogs were fighting?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8557 on: March 02, 2017, 10:43:39 am »

Carry on.

Wudd if teleported into a realworld highschool

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8558 on: March 02, 2017, 01:54:41 pm »

He would run for mayor, kill the president, declare war on all hippies, and more.

Wwud if I TOLD YOU NEVER FO COME IN HERE WHEN I'M PUTTING SHARKS IN MY UNDERWEAR!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8559 on: March 03, 2017, 09:38:50 am »

Urist backs away slowly, avoiding eye contact with the shark-underwear man.

WWUD if he was abducted by aliens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8560 on: March 03, 2017, 03:13:33 pm »

Learn their technology, and then re-create it in a mood.
WWUD with this technology?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8561 on: March 03, 2017, 03:23:34 pm »

Use it to launch magma on his enemies.

WWUD if he made a mod for dwarf fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8562 on: March 03, 2017, 03:34:25 pm »

Get stuck in a endless loop of creatures modding the mod.
WWUD if he was a giraffe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8563 on: March 04, 2017, 12:56:58 am »

Starve to death because the overseer didn't pasture him.

Wwud if his wife turned into a llama?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8564 on: March 05, 2017, 11:01:55 pm »

Butcher a lama

WWUD if the fort was flooded in magma?
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