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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682012 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8535 on: February 11, 2017, 02:35:29 am »
... And that is the un arguable evidence why soap cannot be used to make a wall.
Urist cancels alive: life is a lie.
Wwud if he commited suicide?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8536 on: February 11, 2017, 03:42:55 am »
Become a violent ghost. The overseer keeps forgetting about him until all the living are put out of action for lack of arms.

Wwud if his beer was haunted?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8537 on: February 11, 2017, 03:19:11 pm »
Drink it.

Urist McUrist has been possessed!

(What's the color for this kind of message in DF?)

WWUD in The Simpsons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8538 on: February 14, 2017, 11:54:20 am »
Drink beer, what s/he'd be doing in DF
WWUD if the Simpsons had a beer shortage?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8539 on: February 14, 2017, 01:48:22 pm »
Murder Homer, as he's the biggest competition for beer.

Wwud if he had a job interview?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8540 on: February 14, 2017, 06:01:38 pm »
Urist McPeasant's Resume

- Killed a lot of elves

- Expert microcline miner

- Experience rigging complex and idiotic contraptions, mostly involving magma and dead elves

- Survived 5 major goblin invasions

- Killed a lot of elves

- Hasn't dodged into magma (yet)

- Very good at hauling things

- Killed a lot of elves

- Good kinesthetic sense

______________

WWUD if they got a job as a game designer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8541 on: February 15, 2017, 01:42:53 am »
Make pacman, but with booze, cheese, socks, and being chased by annoying elves. Dorf-man.

WWUD if the elves enacted legislature to ensure that all metal production was tree kosher?
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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8542 on: February 15, 2017, 01:52:24 pm »
Mine coal. Lots of it.

WWUD on a vacation to Boatmurdered?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8543 on: February 15, 2017, 10:06:51 pm »
Never make it there, due to the flood of magma and burning elephants

Wwud if boat murdered never happened?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8544 on: February 16, 2017, 10:34:17 pm »
Never hear about it as a children's tale.

WWUD if he was Sankis' reincarnation?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8545 on: February 17, 2017, 08:28:30 am »
Be burned alive, for various reasons.
Wwud if... Er... He was in boatmurderderderderderderderd?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8546 on: February 18, 2017, 02:27:43 am »
Get the murder going on.

Wwud with zombie giant sperm whales invading the fortress?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Chase

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8547 on: February 18, 2017, 03:08:24 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 18, 2017, 02:27:43 am
Get the murder going on.

Wwud with zombie giant sperm whales invading the fortress?

Get pregnant.


Wwud if he was pregnant with a giant zombie sperm whale baby?
« Last Edit: February 18, 2017, 04:01:05 am by Chase »
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8548 on: February 18, 2017, 11:27:14 am »
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH!"

WWUD in this mod I made?

(http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=162478.0)
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8549 on: February 23, 2017, 10:17:20 pm »
(Sorry for a doublepost, but hello?)
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