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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682230 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8310 on: December 14, 2016, 07:03:31 pm »
Demand a bismuth skyscraper outside his office.

WWUD if simcopter 1 reports heavy traffic?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8311 on: December 14, 2016, 11:33:07 pm »
Click it with the target cursor!

WWUD if simcopter 1 crashed into his bismuth skyscraper?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8312 on: December 14, 2016, 11:35:15 pm »
"FUUUUUUUUU-"

WWUD with memes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8313 on: December 15, 2016, 01:25:48 am »
Urist cancels butcher animal: Distracted by lolcats

Sarvesh cancels store item in stockpile: Falling down stairs

The elves have come to avenge the death of a captive gorilla! Now you will know why you fear the memes!


What would Urist do with an absurdly heavy slade hammer?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8314 on: December 15, 2016, 07:07:48 am »
Attempt to execute elf, but sadly can't because the hammer is too heavy and he breaks his lower spine.

WWUD if in a cartoon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8315 on: December 16, 2016, 02:35:07 pm »
Hit Roadrunner with an anvil. Hit Porky Pig with an anvil. Marvel at the superior combat ability of common anvil.
WWUD if she was hit by a minecart?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8316 on: December 16, 2016, 02:42:53 pm »
Dead. Just dead.

WWUD while traveling with a retired soldier and a local guard to go get an adamantine great axe on the world's tallest mountain after being promised a room of gold, all the booze he wants, and leader of the military?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8317 on: December 16, 2016, 02:52:07 pm »
On the way there, discover gold. mine gold. find plants. brew plants. marry leader of military. Then after forgetting the adamantium great axe, accidently knock it into the HFS, where it becomes animated, and kills all the clowns.
WWUD if she was in the hospital with a broken moustache?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8318 on: December 18, 2016, 07:26:42 am »
Refuse to have it amputated, and eventually use it to hold a crutch.
Wwud if his beard could talk?
(Akthough, there isn't really an "if" sbout this one)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8319 on: December 18, 2016, 08:38:18 am »
Argue with it over the best booze.

WWUD if he got ahold of sunshine (the drink)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8320 on: December 18, 2016, 03:24:33 pm »
Get wasted. Acquire more sunshine.

Wwud with subzero temperatures and no magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8321 on: December 18, 2016, 03:34:07 pm »
Freeze.

WWUD if he was wondering why he was called Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8322 on: December 19, 2016, 09:12:28 am »
Chuckle quietly to himself that his "Urist" cover story was successfully hiding his vampiric origins.

WWUD if confronted with an elf while holding a bowl of soup made from finely rendered tallow with chunks of minced tallow?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8323 on: December 19, 2016, 09:14:23 am »
Cover the elf in tallow,the elf would go all:"you cant do that to animals!",then when the Elf opens his mouth,urist insterts the bowl inside the Elf mouth to make it shut





WWUD if chained to an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8324 on: December 19, 2016, 09:18:31 am »
"NOOOOOOOO!"

WWUD if he invented guns?
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