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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672220 times)

Grimlocke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8115 on: September 21, 2016, 12:25:54 pm »
Find himself unable to stockpile an item, drink booze or simulate a strodno, and subsequently go mad from all his unfulfilled desires.

WWUD if he simulated strodno, but got boo'd for being bad at it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8116 on: September 22, 2016, 09:06:28 pm »
Carry on until he gets bored or someone physically assaults him.

What would Urist McIlliterate do if he was ordered to become a scribe?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8117 on: September 23, 2016, 09:26:38 am »
Write a terrible book about huw ta gildernush fabble dreblheim.
Wwud if people loved his book?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8118 on: September 24, 2016, 06:03:56 pm »
Declare the prose to be excellent, then begin an argument with the dining hall.

WWU McIlliterate D if captured by elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8119 on: September 24, 2016, 07:16:26 pm »
Attempt to write about how elves are foolish things.
WWUD if he had to pick between plump helmets and booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8120 on: September 25, 2016, 04:10:56 am »
Choose booze over plump helmets.
Wwud if booze was scarce?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8121 on: September 25, 2016, 04:13:01 am »
Drink nasty well water, and then suffer alcohol withdrawal.

WWUD if toady implements liver sclerosis?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8122 on: September 25, 2016, 12:37:51 pm »
Continue drinking regardless.

WWUD if dinosaurs were resurrected?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8123 on: September 26, 2016, 04:58:16 pm »
Tame them all.

Then get kicked in the face by a tiny herbivore.


WWUD if the dinosaurs were resurrected as husks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8124 on: September 27, 2016, 09:29:11 am »
become a vampire, then ride a tyrannosaurus as Urist's personal war mount
WWUD in a gift shop?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8125 on: September 27, 2016, 12:15:03 pm »
Steal any booze there and destroy everything else in a rage because the shopkeeper's an elf.

What Would Urist Do if he became Armok's Avatar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8126 on: September 27, 2016, 03:15:35 pm »
...Death.

Upon a pale horse he rides, terrible and glorious. He is beyond mercy and hope. The god of blood made manifest.

Fear him, for the end comes.

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WWUD if he wanted to just make jokes about socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8127 on: September 28, 2016, 12:48:20 am »
... There is a legend, of a dwarf. He rides on a skeletal ram, with long dark robes. Well, long for a dwarf. He is said to come up to people near death... And make sock jokes.
Wwud if he made cheese jokes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8128 on: September 28, 2016, 01:40:17 am »
Have to go for a zombie nanny goat instead.

Wwud if he was actually good at making jokes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8129 on: September 28, 2016, 09:44:34 am »
Insult the duke, then get executed by a slade hammer.
WWUD if items made out of featherwood could fly away?
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