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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682383 times)

Grimlocke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8115 on: September 21, 2016, 12:25:54 pm »

Find himself unable to stockpile an item, drink booze or simulate a strodno, and subsequently go mad from all his unfulfilled desires.

WWUD if he simulated strodno, but got boo'd for being bad at it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8116 on: September 22, 2016, 09:06:28 pm »

Carry on until he gets bored or someone physically assaults him.

What would Urist McIlliterate do if he was ordered to become a scribe?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8117 on: September 23, 2016, 09:26:38 am »

Write a terrible book about huw ta gildernush fabble dreblheim.
Wwud if people loved his book?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8118 on: September 24, 2016, 06:03:56 pm »

Declare the prose to be excellent, then begin an argument with the dining hall.

WWU McIlliterate D if captured by elves?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8119 on: September 24, 2016, 07:16:26 pm »

Attempt to write about how elves are foolish things.
WWUD if he had to pick between plump helmets and booze?

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8120 on: September 25, 2016, 04:10:56 am »

Choose booze over plump helmets.
Wwud if booze was scarce?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8121 on: September 25, 2016, 04:13:01 am »

Drink nasty well water, and then suffer alcohol withdrawal.

WWUD if toady implements liver sclerosis?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8122 on: September 25, 2016, 12:37:51 pm »

Continue drinking regardless.

WWUD if dinosaurs were resurrected?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8123 on: September 26, 2016, 04:58:16 pm »

Tame them all.

Then get kicked in the face by a tiny herbivore.


WWUD if the dinosaurs were resurrected as husks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8124 on: September 27, 2016, 09:29:11 am »

become a vampire, then ride a tyrannosaurus as Urist's personal war mount
WWUD in a gift shop?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8125 on: September 27, 2016, 12:15:03 pm »

Steal any booze there and destroy everything else in a rage because the shopkeeper's an elf.

What Would Urist Do if he became Armok's Avatar?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8126 on: September 27, 2016, 03:15:35 pm »

...Death.

Upon a pale horse he rides, terrible and glorious. He is beyond mercy and hope. The god of blood made manifest.

Fear him, for the end comes.

...

WWUD if he wanted to just make jokes about socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8127 on: September 28, 2016, 12:48:20 am »

... There is a legend, of a dwarf. He rides on a skeletal ram, with long dark robes. Well, long for a dwarf. He is said to come up to people near death... And make sock jokes.
Wwud if he made cheese jokes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8128 on: September 28, 2016, 01:40:17 am »

Have to go for a zombie nanny goat instead.

Wwud if he was actually good at making jokes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8129 on: September 28, 2016, 09:44:34 am »

Insult the duke, then get executed by a slade hammer.
WWUD if items made out of featherwood could fly away?
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