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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682385 times)

Z49000

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8100 on: September 17, 2016, 02:41:51 am »
Try to annihilate every goblin nearby.

WWUD with plasma technology (plasma guns or plasma bombs)?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8101 on: September 17, 2016, 04:56:00 am »
The age of goblins has ended! It is now the age of huma- no wait, they're dea. It's the age of dwarves now.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8102 on: September 17, 2016, 09:04:20 am »
WWUD if there were no question to answer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8103 on: September 17, 2016, 10:53:54 am »
Remain silent as usual.

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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8104 on: September 18, 2016, 07:00:53 am »
Become a necraomancer and perform a ritual to bring back all, and I mean all, goblins, perfectly alive and kicking. Some mostly dead.
Wwud if he was a threadnomancer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8105 on: September 18, 2016, 04:12:36 pm »
Repeatedly bring up threads nobody cares about anymore. Inevitably become the bane of the forums.

WWUD if the threadnomancer refused to revive his favorite dead thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8106 on: September 18, 2016, 04:17:56 pm »
Then he'd probably flood the threadnomancer's pages with demands until he either gets tired of it, or have the threadnomancer to fold.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8107 on: September 19, 2016, 01:36:39 am »
Train them to have a taste for elf skin/bones/organs/intestines
Wwud if he released them in the elf capital?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8108 on: September 19, 2016, 07:24:34 pm »
Blood. Blood everywhere. Also a crap-ton of satiated bugs.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8109 on: September 19, 2016, 10:34:13 pm »
Insist on trying to stockpile an item in close proximity to it, creating endless job cancellation spam until it eats him.

Wwud when his fellow urist dies this way?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8110 on: September 20, 2016, 05:30:25 am »
Quote from: wierd on September 19, 2016, 10:34:13 pm
Insist on trying to stockpile an item in close proximity to it, creating endless job cancellation spam until it eats him.

Wwud when his fellow urist dies this way?
Pick up the item and try to stockpile it where it belongs.  And fail until death.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8111 on: September 20, 2016, 07:47:19 am »
Hit an elf with it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8112 on: September 20, 2016, 09:39:36 am »
Stand still and pretend to be a statue, then kill elves that were passing by.
WWUD if elves were loved by dwarves, for giving dwarves free gifts of booze and metal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8113 on: September 21, 2016, 09:44:29 am »
Quote from: pikachu17 on September 20, 2016, 09:39:36 am
Stand still and pretend to be a statue, then kill elves that were passing by.
WWUD if elves were loved by dwarves, for giving dwarves free gifts of booze and metal?
This would not happen. Dwarves would just takes those things.

WWUD in a game of Civ 5
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8114 on: September 21, 2016, 09:53:51 am »
Quote from: 90908 on September 21, 2016, 09:44:29 am
WWUD in a game of Civ 5
Realize DF is still superior
WWUD if Civ 5 WAS superior?
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