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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682428 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8085 on: September 14, 2016, 12:25:16 am »
Worship nobles, and spit upon peasants with no labour.
Wwud if he was irish?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8086 on: September 14, 2016, 09:40:55 am »
Be Scottish, instead.
WWUD if he was attacked by a creature that can shoot 6 copper bullets every tick?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8087 on: September 14, 2016, 03:19:57 pm »
Call it an MG-42 and find some hand grenades.

Or a tank.

Or perhaps he'd just find himself a nice bronze colossus, which is clearly superior to copper bullets.

Then, he'd engage the creature...and lag to death.


WWUD with lag?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8088 on: September 14, 2016, 07:17:34 pm »
Quote from: Madman198237 on September 14, 2016, 03:19:57 pm
WWUD with lag?
Not notice it. The effect only exists for the overseer.

WWUD if he could perceive lag?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8089 on: September 15, 2016, 03:56:38 am »
Realize why fortresses often have tons of dwarves often dying for no reason...
Wwud if he had 641 cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8090 on: September 16, 2016, 08:09:16 am »
Have an unfortunate accident with all his little innocent pets, but one that makes sure the cat's bodies survive. It's a lot of leather, after all.

WWUD if he was a werecat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8091 on: September 16, 2016, 01:53:23 pm »
cause a weresplosion AND a catsplosion(making his demonic parents proud)
WWUD with a were-bronze colossus
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8092 on: September 16, 2016, 05:27:26 pm »
Infinte bronze factory/training dummy/seigebreaker ahoy!

WWUD if infinite bronze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8093 on: September 16, 2016, 06:55:41 pm »
Infinite bronze mugs and pots for the booze!

Wwud with a broken mining pick?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8094 on: September 16, 2016, 07:09:51 pm »
Novelty ammunition for mine art shotgun (but picks never break, so this is a trick question!)

Wwud with a family of tame kobolds?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8095 on: September 16, 2016, 07:41:07 pm »
Have them steal every sock within thirty miles.

WWUD if bombs or grenades were a thing in DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8096 on: September 16, 2016, 10:06:18 pm »
Throw the pin and keep the grenade, in case it is ever needed.

WWUD with the pieces of the other grenadier Urists?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8097 on: September 16, 2016, 10:19:36 pm »
Scavenge for socks of course!

Wwud at the edge of a magma fall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8098 on: September 16, 2016, 11:09:33 pm »
Prepare to use it for execu- I mean, to put elves to sleep.

WWUD with a robot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8099 on: September 17, 2016, 02:11:20 am »
Become jealous and sign up for cyborg conversion.
Wwud with his brand new, shiny, mostly steel body?
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