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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682489 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8010 on: August 24, 2016, 02:51:01 pm »
He would mine slade and be worshipped as a god by dwarves world of wind wide.
Fyi, these
Are dwemer.
Wwud if he was a dwemer?
If you're tired of that answer...
Wwud if his beard was the greatest beard ever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8011 on: August 24, 2016, 03:06:35 pm »
go extinct and leave relics everywhere (specially caves).

WWUD if he wanted the cotton candy at the circus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8012 on: August 24, 2016, 04:08:57 pm »
Be ready for the clown and the infinite amount of fun he'll get.

WWUD with the candy he got at the cost of the lives of half of the fortress' population?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8013 on: August 25, 2016, 02:02:01 am »
Make an artifact mug with it.
Wwud if the mug fell in lava?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8014 on: August 25, 2016, 02:54:53 am »
Drain the magma sea.

Wwud with an iPhone?
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BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8015 on: August 25, 2016, 09:11:36 am »
Bend it just by softly holding it.

WWUD with a bent Iphony?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8016 on: August 25, 2016, 11:40:08 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on August 25, 2016, 09:11:36 am
Bend it just by softly holding it.

WWUD with a bent Iphony?
Melt it down into a bar of metal several times the size of the original phone.

WWUD trying to explain noble mandates to Siri?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8017 on: August 26, 2016, 08:33:02 am »
Hear her understandable confusion: " Mandates? Did you mean suicide notes?"

WWUD with a hard cover copy of the opus magnus "Das Dwarftalism", by the most awesome bearded dwarf of all times, Kez Marx?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8018 on: August 26, 2016, 01:14:24 pm »
Set it on fire, then hit a elf with it.
WWUD with a !!xadamantium short swordx!!?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8019 on: August 27, 2016, 06:53:15 am »
find an axe, Swords are for humans.
Wwud if he was a human?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8020 on: August 27, 2016, 09:28:13 am »
Despair, cut off his lower legs, grow a beard and hope no one at the fortress will notice.

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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8021 on: August 27, 2016, 11:00:57 am »
Wear it and nothing else for the rest of his/her life.
Wwud if an elf cut off his/her beard?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8022 on: August 27, 2016, 11:39:36 am »
Cut off the elf's limbs one joint at a time until it has no more, then cut off its facial features.

WWUD if dwarves were not respected by then other peoples of the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8023 on: August 27, 2016, 02:49:40 pm »
Change his race name to kobold.

WWUD if his/her/its children were snatched by goblins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8024 on: August 27, 2016, 06:56:33 pm »
Complain about being separated from family.

Wwud if goblins returned the kid?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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