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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672740 times)

PyroTechno

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7440 on: August 14, 2015, 11:10:51 pm »
Quote from: Blastbeard on August 14, 2015, 05:48:35 pm
Decide to form a music group, then burn to death when they attempt to paint the submarine yellow.

The monarch has been stolen by kobolds. Is Urist a bad enough dude to rescue the monarch?

Urist cancels Rescue Monarch: literally just doesn't care enough about yet another noble

WWUD if someone doesn't follow the format?
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heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7441 on: August 14, 2015, 11:13:54 pm »
Try the suggestion anyway.

WWUD if the monarch was stolen by kobolds?
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Isngrim

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7442 on: August 14, 2015, 11:43:51 pm »
Mumble something about "Accidents" and head off to find a drink.

WWUD when presented with Reality TV?
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08:43 PM The wild animals and insects sang a merry tune and the trees performed a dance. I know you're trying to cheer me up, Vishnu, but that was actually a bit creepy.-Rhons

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7443 on: August 15, 2015, 06:13:10 am »
Tell everyone about this MagmaTV channel. The military discovers it, spends every hour of the day watching Real Housedwarves of ShieldDawn (ahem reference ahem). Next thing they become tired of watching so much TV and go to sleep. Guess what, a miner breaks through HFS right after they go to bed.

WWUD if he woke up from a dream that there were no socks?
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The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.

PyroTechno

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7444 on: August 15, 2015, 12:21:18 pm »
He would put on his shoes and go back to work.

WWUD if there were no cavern layers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7445 on: August 15, 2015, 01:37:38 pm »
Quickly be overrun by humans as the only military civ that functions without caverns.

WWUD if confronted by a Fallen Kell?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7446 on: August 15, 2015, 02:20:35 pm »
Stab it in the head, prone enemies are much easier to hit and kill in the world of Dwarf Fortress.

WWUD if marijuana was legalized in the Mountainhomes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7447 on: August 17, 2015, 01:08:47 pm »
Invent mountain dew after trying to brew the kush, only to get 420 noscoped by a 9 year old elf screaming gibberish about cameras and getting gud while he steals the newly brewed mountain dew and all of the doritos too. As the foul-mouthed elf brat leaves the map, he blares an air horn. You are reading this in a synthesized text-to-speech voice bearing a hint of a british accent.

WWUD if his character tile was replace by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7448 on: August 17, 2015, 01:34:17 pm »
Attempt to build a Dwarf Fortress in 4chan.

WWUD if everyone in the entire world except him was a weredragon?
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escondida

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« Reply #7449 on: August 17, 2015, 09:15:17 pm »
Build an impregnable, self-sustaining fort called "Outside the Asylum," then seal the door.

WWUD if Toady implemented natural disasters?
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Isngrim

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7450 on: August 18, 2015, 12:36:51 am »
Laugh at the silly elves in their Forest Cities


on a side note,what do you call a tantrum spiral,if not a natural disaster?

WWUD if his pick broke five tiles from blue candy?
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08:43 PM The wild animals and insects sang a merry tune and the trees performed a dance. I know you're trying to cheer me up, Vishnu, but that was actually a bit creepy.-Rhons

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7451 on: August 18, 2015, 01:45:15 am »
Forge another one or dig with his teeth.

Wwud if was jailed for a crime he didnt do?
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PyroTechno

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7452 on: August 18, 2015, 10:37:39 am »
Sit in jail or be hammered - just like everyone else who "violated a production order".

WWUD if aliens came to steal the world's water?
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« Reply #7453 on: August 18, 2015, 11:36:22 am »
Laugh as the bumbling aliens wasted their lives trying to drain an aquifer without understanding simple physical concepts like draining an infinite water source into itself, or producing infinite power by manipulating water flow.

What would Urist do if the aliens started reclaiming abandoned sites around the world?
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Dzlan

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« Reply #7454 on: August 19, 2015, 12:34:24 am »
Get drunk and organize a party at the local well.

What would Urist do if he fell down the well?
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