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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7365 on: July 19, 2015, 10:50:36 am »
Throw fluffy wamblers at them

wwud if all the booze was stolen by a clown?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7366 on: July 19, 2015, 03:20:48 pm »
Go berserk and proceed to kill the clown in the most brutal manner and then brew his blood into booze.

WWUD if he accidentally built a nuclear power plant instead of a trade depot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7367 on: July 19, 2015, 04:09:46 pm »
Use it as a trade depot anyways and not tell anyone. Then snicker as the human and elven caravans die of radiation sickness.

What would Urist McDemagogue do if they were leading a glorious revolution?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7368 on: July 20, 2015, 01:22:53 pm »
Urist McDemagogue cancels Make Glorious Revolution: Ordered to pull mysterious lever by player.

WWUD if he was a special little snowflake?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7369 on: July 20, 2015, 04:25:53 pm »
Urist McSnowflake cancels Drink: Is melting.

WWUD if he was literally Hitler?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7370 on: July 21, 2015, 09:46:31 pm »
Urist McHitler cancels genocide: interrupted by angry midgets.

WWUD to hitler if a hitler showed up?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7371 on: July 21, 2015, 11:44:37 pm »
Imprison him for the rest of his natural life for crimes against facial hair.

What would Urist do with a chainsword?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7372 on: July 22, 2015, 12:53:34 am »
Discard it in favor of a sock.

WWUD if he accidentally 93 mb of .rar files?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7373 on: July 22, 2015, 07:57:17 am »
Do the glitch dance while the world disintegrates.

WWUD if he got two strange moods at once?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7374 on: July 22, 2015, 05:26:06 pm »
Be possessed by a ghost and driven to make an artifact, but then turn the ghost into another artifact during a fell mood.

What would Urist do if they were a spooky ghost.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7375 on: July 22, 2015, 05:40:51 pm »
Keep fishing.


WWUD if he discovered happy pills?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7376 on: July 22, 2015, 06:00:30 pm »
Melt them down into happy bars, forge them into a hammer and whack goblins with it.

What would Urist do with five ounces of potassium, a paperclip and a corkscrew?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7377 on: July 22, 2015, 08:13:41 pm »
Turn the raw potassium into statues, somehow melt the single paperclip into enough aluminum to make another statue, and encrust both so they menace with spikes of corkscrew.

What would Urist do if he had an Instagram?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7378 on: July 23, 2015, 06:47:19 am »
Post dozens of pictures of his pet !!cat!!.

WWUD if he was also a Dwarf Fortress player?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7379 on: July 23, 2015, 07:08:03 am »
Urist McNerd cancels Go Outside: Forbidden Area

Cave adaption ensues.

What would Urist do if he was about to be encased in obsidian?
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