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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672877 times)

Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7170 on: February 25, 2015, 01:25:53 pm »
Get stoned on top of a mountain.

WWUD if we take 'stoned' in the execution sense?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7171 on: February 25, 2015, 01:35:28 pm »
He'd get patched up by the now-legendary-in-all-medical-skills doctor. Surely he can find some way around the "not having a brain" thing.

WWUD if he never asked for this?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7172 on: February 25, 2015, 01:39:03 pm »
Be told 'what a shame' by a passing descendant of his.

WWUD if cyborgs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7173 on: February 25, 2015, 08:40:32 pm »
Quote from: Adragis029 on February 25, 2015, 01:39:03 pm
Be told 'what a shame' by a passing descendant of his.

WWUD if cyborgs?
Urist would shout something about this being "dwarven smithing of the highest quality" and then proceed to use said cyborgs to destroy all the trees to destroy all the elves.

WWUD if he had to go to dwarven rehab because he drank too much?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7174 on: February 26, 2015, 11:33:23 am »
Urist has gone stark raving mad!

WWUD if his steel battle ax had a magical intelligence?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7175 on: February 26, 2015, 11:56:10 am »
Get rid of it before it becomes a better bookkeeper than him.

WWUD if goblin migrants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7176 on: February 26, 2015, 01:01:13 pm »
Wall in at least one of them as they are immortal beings without the need to eat, to be prepared for the inevitable doom of the fortress.

WWUD if he found out that leather on thrones make those thinks more comfortable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7177 on: February 26, 2015, 01:51:09 pm »
Miss the mark and cover over the seat of every chair with menacing leather spikes. Somehow.

WWUD if he suspected a leatherworker was trying to kill him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7178 on: February 26, 2015, 02:32:40 pm »
Tell the captain of the guard while he's on break.

WWUD If he was prayed to by a 12 year old that wanted to make cheese?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7179 on: February 26, 2015, 06:11:36 pm »
Get that 12 year old a cheesemaker apprenticeship. The frontier fortresses would be so excited to receive a new trainee, she's sure.

WWUD to prepare for a journey across the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7180 on: February 27, 2015, 12:29:15 am »
She would get a bunch of supplies, and find 6 more dwarves to go with her.

WWUD if Mormans moved in next door?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7181 on: February 27, 2015, 01:08:16 am »
Put some convenient menacing spikes on the door to discourage evangelism.

What would Urist do if all their furniture was so spiky as to be unusable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7182 on: February 27, 2015, 04:02:39 am »
Urist cancels answer: Interrupted by paradox

WWUD if WWUD suddenly lost all meaning?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7183 on: February 27, 2015, 05:17:09 am »
Go take a drink, he's too sober.

WWUD if a legendary goblin bard with a band of musicians came to the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7184 on: February 27, 2015, 12:19:10 pm »
Get shot by paranoid little beardies.

WWUD if he was Urist's brother?
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