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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672889 times)

Badger Storm

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7155 on: February 24, 2015, 02:37:41 pm »
Try to use coffee wood blocks, fail, and get set on fire at least three times.

WWUD if animal men held furry conventions after the arrival of each season's caravan?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7156 on: February 24, 2015, 02:53:01 pm »
Murder them all. Not because they're freaks of nature; everything is. But because they wouldn't let him participate because "beards dont count, naked ape."

WWUD if he was never invited to any form of convention ever again?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7157 on: February 24, 2015, 03:01:31 pm »
Hold a Urist convention.

WWUD if he was a poster in WWUD?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7158 on: February 24, 2015, 03:05:43 pm »
Create a recursive post and cause the forum to implode.

WWUD if a cat, a fluffy wambler, Toady, and Armok walked into a bar?
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Graknorke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7159 on: February 24, 2015, 06:52:18 pm »
"What is this, a joke?"

WWUD in order to cathch the lightening???
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7160 on: February 24, 2015, 06:54:10 pm »
Become THUNDAH STRUCK

WWUD if FALCONNNNN PUNCH
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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7161 on: February 24, 2015, 07:43:09 pm »
That already happens, silly. Just fire up .34 and punch somebody in the face.

WWUD if he was stuck in a box with no way out?
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Graknorke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7162 on: February 24, 2015, 08:23:35 pm »
Be in cage-induced-stasis, potentially outliving any mortal being.

WWUD if she needed to find a way to get dwarves dysfunctionally drunk?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7163 on: February 24, 2015, 09:29:31 pm »
Invent a chelating agent that removes alcohol from the bloodstream and spike drinks with it.

WWUD if all the "booze" in the fort could only make him less drunk?
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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7164 on: February 24, 2015, 09:35:41 pm »
Die when he can't be bothered to run away from a forgotten beast due to sobriety.

WWUD if he discovered the Hall-Héroult process?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7165 on: February 24, 2015, 09:47:34 pm »
Kill virtually everything in the nearby regions, while working out the kinks in his supermassive aluminum processing complex.

WWUD with all his aluminum?
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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7166 on: February 24, 2015, 09:57:51 pm »
Modernize the ☼large pot☼ industry by storing everything in now-plentiful aluminum pots. Die in poverty as his sudden aluminum fortune goes down the drain when it floods the market.

WWUD if the economy returned and forts ceased being communist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7167 on: February 25, 2015, 12:48:43 pm »
Get rich or die tryin'.


WWUD if he had access to some hard drugs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7168 on: February 25, 2015, 01:12:37 pm »
Urist McUrist cancels Haul Rocks: Stoned out of his mind

WWUD if rocks were hallucinogens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7169 on: February 25, 2015, 01:24:29 pm »
Urist McUrist cancels Haul Rocks: Stoned out of his mind

WWUD if he needed a better high?
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