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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672885 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7140 on: February 23, 2015, 12:00:13 am »
Eat that masterful cheese roast, and spend all her time vomiting and carving images of cheese.

WWUD if her engravings came to life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7141 on: February 23, 2015, 12:20:05 am »
Be killed by dozens of identical copies of the Marsh titan who killed a human scout in the year 7, the only significant event in the history of the region.

WWUD if he was made a server at the fortress' tavern to help with the group of demons that showed up for drinks?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7142 on: February 23, 2015, 05:25:29 am »
Demand they leave because of the excessive honking.

WWUD if a bunch of clowns were running around honking horns?
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Blastbeard

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7143 on: February 23, 2015, 05:15:24 pm »
Throw them out the airlock.

WWUD is a mechanical voice that could be heard throughout the fortress began shouting "ASS DAY ASS DAY WOOP WOOP" over and over without end?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7144 on: February 23, 2015, 05:58:27 pm »
Assume that it was the player and go on with his life.

What would Urist do if he wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was? [If] to catch [elves] was his real test, to burn them was his cause?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7145 on: February 23, 2015, 08:43:47 pm »
Waste the only ☼Hunting Net☼ in existence on a tamed Unicorn, and watch it fail.

WWUD if he was immune to the inebriating effects of alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7146 on: February 23, 2015, 08:45:38 pm »
Be executed for being a vampire

WWUD if his fortress was the Castlevania castle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7147 on: February 23, 2015, 09:37:36 pm »
Fall off the castle wall while drunk. (Urist is always drunk!)

WWUD if WWUD replaced What Would Jesus Do?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7148 on: February 23, 2015, 10:01:05 pm »
Be smote for blasphemy against Armok.

WWUD if he critically failed his farmer skill check?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7149 on: February 23, 2015, 10:08:50 pm »
Eat all the seeds.

What would Uristmcbrewer do if the farmer ate all the seeds?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7150 on: February 23, 2015, 10:21:14 pm »
Throw a few tantrums, break the still and three of the farm plots, then go catatonic.

What would Urist do if he was out woodcutting when a dragon arrived at the fortress?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7151 on: February 24, 2015, 02:18:34 am »
Cancel his job and run inside, duh :p

WWUD if he was a blood man?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7152 on: February 24, 2015, 02:26:13 am »
Get drunk by a vampire.

WWUD if he was assigned as a bartender in a tavern in HFS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7153 on: February 24, 2015, 02:28:29 am »
Serve up some dwarf beer and convert the clowns into dorfs

WWUD if dorfism was a virus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7154 on: February 24, 2015, 09:24:43 am »
Complain that all the new migrants arrive with dangerously elfy tendencies, goblinlike levels of depravity, or a case of chronic mediocrity.

WWUD if he was sent to patch a leak in the pipes at the bottom of the magma pump stack?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.
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