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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672900 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7125 on: February 19, 2015, 09:28:05 pm »
Get stuck in an atom-smashing loop as a bridge that was somehow atomsmashed fall on him.

WWUD if he is in year 40000, where everything is grimdark?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7126 on: February 19, 2015, 09:34:49 pm »
Try to grab a sock from the resident Cthulu.

WWUD if he was a commander in a real time strategy game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7127 on: February 20, 2015, 05:29:22 am »
MAGMAAA!!!

WWUD if he was a commander in a real time strategy game without magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7128 on: February 20, 2015, 03:02:48 pm »
LAVAAAA!!!

WWUD if the map was completely underwater?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7129 on: February 20, 2015, 04:27:56 pm »
Not notice, the door to the surface hasn't been opened in almost 9 years.

WWUD if a group of merpeople captured a bunch of legendary metalworkers and craftsdwarves and demanded ☼1,999,999,999,999.95 in reparations for the bone farms in exchange for their return?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7130 on: February 20, 2015, 05:17:12 pm »
Commit Merpeople genocide!

WWUD if their beard left them from greener pastures?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7131 on: February 20, 2015, 06:22:24 pm »
Be a female Urist.

WWUD if perpetual motion was no longer possible?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7132 on: February 20, 2015, 09:55:35 pm »
Build a giant windfarm supported with gear mechanisms alone.

WWUD if gear mechanisms could no longer support things?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7133 on: February 21, 2015, 02:39:33 am »
Create similarly-named 'cog' mechanisms that share all the magical wireless powers of the original.

WWUD if cave-in?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7134 on: February 21, 2015, 04:57:25 pm »
Haul the captured Forgotten Beast to the animal storage.


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7135 on: February 22, 2015, 01:28:55 pm »
Cover the entire map in waterwheels and windmills to power it, lagging everything to hell. Then get magmaed by the annoyed Overseer.

What would Urist do if they had access to a Dwarven Computer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7136 on: February 22, 2015, 01:38:20 pm »
Play Dwarf Fortress on it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7137 on: February 22, 2015, 06:40:25 pm »
She felt amusement after watching a fine film lately.

WWUD to attract customers to a newly opened tavern?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7138 on: February 22, 2015, 07:17:59 pm »
Sell mugs

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7139 on: February 22, 2015, 09:23:06 pm »
Urist McHobo cancels Beg for Spare Change at Night: Interrupted by Incessant Cackling.

WWUD if lactose intolerance was a thing?
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