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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672901 times)

Rince Wind

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7110 on: February 16, 2015, 07:54:18 pm »
Urist would test if she could kill goblin...
Urist cancels kill goblin, playing socc...
Urist cancels play soccer, playing basketball...
Urist has died of thirst.


WWUD if bloodbowl was a thing in her world?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7111 on: February 16, 2015, 10:13:20 pm »
Never lose a game because Dwarves can enter a martial trance.

WWUD if poison could be harnessed and used?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7112 on: February 17, 2015, 12:17:24 am »
Urist McPoisoner accidentally gives the military husk poison for their arrows.

WWUD if someone suggested releasing the forces of *redacted* to fight the husks?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7113 on: February 17, 2015, 04:13:19 am »
Then they would be [DATA EXPUNGED]

WWUD if [DATA_EXPUNGED] was a valid token in the raws?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7114 on: February 17, 2015, 04:28:15 am »
Die to the onslaught of FBs and Titans frm both sides.

WWUD if he had a number pad?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7115 on: February 17, 2015, 06:08:53 am »
Use it to make a number pad roast.

WWUD if Urist biscuits?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7116 on: February 17, 2015, 10:46:59 pm »
Market it as soylent beige.

WW the other U do if he discovered that soylent beige wasn't actually made of cave wheat?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7117 on: February 18, 2015, 05:06:46 am »
In a fit of inspiration, Urist shoves Odom into a barrel.

WWUD if he ran out of raw materials for soylent beer?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7118 on: February 18, 2015, 05:46:29 pm »
Collect more elves.

WWUD if soylent elf roast was actually made of rope reed!?
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7119 on: February 19, 2015, 01:56:46 am »
This is an outrage!
Urist has gone berserk!

WWUD if a Vogon bard was in the meed hall?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7120 on: February 19, 2015, 03:45:26 am »
Use them as away to easily train Willpower.

WWUD if Pokémon?
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Rince Wind

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7121 on: February 19, 2015, 11:40:27 am »
Catch 'em all in cagetraps.


WWUD if he invented the printing press? (for rock tablets, of course, paper is squishy, like elves)
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Badger Storm

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7122 on: February 19, 2015, 12:25:49 pm »
Print pamphlets about how the mysteriously absent mayor is definitely alive and well.

WWUD if the weather was going into the single digits (Fahrenheit)?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7123 on: February 19, 2015, 04:13:22 pm »
Go back inside. The temperature usually changes exceptionally slowly underground, and so his dorf-home should still be quite cozy.

WWUD if the walls were made of bloodthirsty lemmings?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

origamiscienceguy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7124 on: February 19, 2015, 04:26:39 pm »
atom-smash them.
WUUD if everything that was EVER atom-smashed appeared in the air above Urist?
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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)
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