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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672919 times)

endlessblaze

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7095 on: February 14, 2015, 01:54:04 pm »
Create elf bone bolts, elf bone armor, and if in a mood, elf bone weapons.


Wwud if in nethack with elf bone armor, weapons one bolts?
(I have been playing a lot of nethack lately the dungeons are consuming me)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7096 on: February 14, 2015, 03:47:51 pm »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7097 on: February 15, 2015, 12:14:39 am »
Realise bone is not a legit material and have everything crumble to dust.

WWUD if in the Gnomish Mines in Nethack?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7098 on: February 15, 2015, 12:28:48 am »
have a bunch of pals and happily mine away the rock, because nethack dwarves wont attack each other normally

Wwud if he and cacame aewmednaide were both trapped in nethack together?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7099 on: February 15, 2015, 02:45:15 am »
Urist proceeds to get slaughtered by an Archeologist looking for a dwarvish mattock, while Cacame becomes an extinctionist.

WWUD on an ascension run?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7100 on: February 15, 2015, 03:45:39 am »
Run upwards.

WWUD if he was Groot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7101 on: February 15, 2015, 07:16:33 pm »
Get chopped down by some punk with a (tower-cap training axe) and used to build a butcher's shop, kitchen, and loom.

WWUD if they reached god tier?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7102 on: February 15, 2015, 07:50:10 pm »
Suddenly get frozen in a block of ice after swimming in a lake during summer

WWUD if dwarf fortress was complete
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7103 on: February 15, 2015, 08:10:13 pm »
THE MORTAL MIND CANNOT CALL SUCH A INCREDIBLE SIGHT FORTH! ONLY AFTER IT IS DONE AND HAS EEN SEEN CAN WE UNDERSTAND!


wwud if dwarf fortress elves were suddenly replaced with the epic nethack elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7104 on: February 16, 2015, 12:25:58 am »
Urist would be glad, for he finally has a worthy adversary.

WWUD if he couldn't handle the new badass elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7105 on: February 16, 2015, 05:36:48 am »
Become one himself, and cast off his dwarfhood.

WWUD if he WAS half a dwarf.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7106 on: February 16, 2015, 12:10:12 pm »
Find the opposite half of a fish and put it on, then get captured for use in a mermaid farm.

WWUD if he was a furry?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7107 on: February 16, 2015, 02:38:00 pm »
Urist McFurry has made Spongeweeps, a +adamantine fursuit+!

WWUD if he was a polar bear?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7108 on: February 16, 2015, 06:09:03 pm »
Curse global warming.


WwUd if he got stolen by a kea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7109 on: February 16, 2015, 07:13:00 pm »
Urist would integrate with the keas, learning to think like they do and act like they do. Soon Urist would be near on a kea himself, but having the knowledge of civilisation that comes with being a dwarf. Soon he would teach them to fashion crude weapons from rocks and wood, and lead a warband of keas against all who oppose them. Be it elf, human, or dwarf.
This is the birdpocalypse.

WWUD if she discovered the secrets of creating the different kinds of sportsball?
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