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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672621 times)

Elaxter

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #705 on: July 12, 2011, 11:37:17 pm »
Urist McNoBooze cancels drink: No water source

What would Urist do if they tried to make booze from meat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #706 on: July 13, 2011, 12:36:41 am »
Make some bear beer.

What would Urist do if the export agreement yielded 200% profits for lye?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #707 on: July 13, 2011, 03:32:59 am »
Export politicians.

WWUD if a herd of elephants got into the booze stockpile and guzzled all the booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #708 on: July 13, 2011, 03:43:35 am »
Charge in for the last drink.
WWUD if he was a dwarf in Boatmurdered?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #709 on: July 13, 2011, 07:25:33 am »
He would die eventually

WWUD If he would become a human?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #710 on: July 13, 2011, 07:30:28 am »
Think that he's a big boy now and win the "Tallest dwarf of the month" award.

WWUD if he was flying in a helicopter and just about to land into a warzone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #711 on: July 13, 2011, 07:59:37 am »
Nothing. He crashed.

What would Urist do if he was in a war zone, and a helicopter landed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #712 on: July 13, 2011, 08:01:04 am »
Spray bullets everywhere , he can't aim he is way to drunk to do so.

WWUD if one of his best friend that was a kid "misteriously" disappeared (baby snatcher).
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #713 on: July 13, 2011, 10:44:26 am »
Burn him at the stake for being such a mysterious, and thus obviously evil witch.

What would Urist do if he visited Urist Wonka's booze factory?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #714 on: July 13, 2011, 10:57:34 am »
End up like the fat kid.


WWUD if he woke up and was a centaur?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #715 on: July 13, 2011, 12:15:23 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on July 13, 2011, 10:57:34 am
End up like the fat kid.


WWUD if he woke up and was a centaur?

Nothing. He's a dwarftaur instead.

WWUD if found out he slept with an elf?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #716 on: July 13, 2011, 12:22:25 pm »
Keep doing it because female elves are hot.

WWUD if the elf in question was really fat and always whined?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #717 on: July 13, 2011, 01:04:57 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on July 13, 2011, 12:22:25 pm
Keep doing it because female elves are hot.

WWUD if the elf in question was really fat and always whined?

Turn her into booze.

WWUD if the elf was actually a guy?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #718 on: July 13, 2011, 01:13:46 pm »
Keep doing it because his beard blocks the sight.

WWUD would urist fo if he was a fish disector?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #719 on: July 13, 2011, 01:40:01 pm »
Have a mood and create an artifact bauxite ring with drawings of fish in candy, then have it thrown through the magmachute for safe storage.

WWUD if he was blind?

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