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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672633 times)

noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #690 on: July 11, 2011, 10:09:06 pm »
Seppuku.
WWUD if his friend jumped off a cliff?
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Toriad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #691 on: July 11, 2011, 11:34:51 pm »
Complain about going through his workday without booze.

WWUD if he lost a leg?
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Angel Of Death

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #692 on: July 11, 2011, 11:43:14 pm »
Constantly complain of not being able to make that *<*rope reed fibre loincloth*>* due to injuries.


WWUD if he was a cannibal corpse? (in simplified words, a zombie)
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #693 on: July 12, 2011, 01:23:44 am »
Eat the brains of every dwarf in the fort. Starve because dwarf brains have no nutritional value.

WWUD if he discovered how to modify the raws?
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Angel Of Death

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #694 on: July 12, 2011, 01:58:27 am »
Find out what happens when you duplicate raws and turn into a land-carp.

WWUD if he knew what Urist would do?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #695 on: July 12, 2011, 05:34:39 am »
Urist McDwarf cancels be marginally productive: interrupted by infinite loop.

WWUD if the mayor looked really young for his age and kept mandating the production of blood barrels?
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jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #696 on: July 12, 2011, 05:42:41 am »
Make a barrel with his own blood.

WWUD if a giant cave spider was the mayor and it kept mandating soap makers?
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DrKillPatient

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #697 on: July 12, 2011, 09:05:40 am »
Unintentionally increase his soapmaking skill until it was greater than any of his others, and subsequently be devoured.

WWUD if he got a strange mood and constructed a large hadron collider?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #698 on: July 12, 2011, 09:11:24 am »
Go drink some booze , take a nap or put the large hadron collider in the other stockpile

WWUD if he mined a rock and got uranium?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #699 on: July 12, 2011, 03:09:56 pm »
UristMcMiner cancels dig: Radiation
The ☼copper pick☼ is fusing with UristMcMiner
UristMcMiner has transformed into Minerman
Minerman cancels dig: Interupted by troglodyte

WWUD if he was Minerman and was interupted by a troglodyte.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #700 on: July 12, 2011, 03:21:08 pm »
Grab his arm and jab a copper pick into his head.

WWUD if he could regenerate from any wound, except disintegration?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #701 on: July 12, 2011, 05:36:43 pm »
Stand under a drawbridge.

WWUD if he  was unarmed, alone, and cornered by 3 Giant Cave Spiders?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #702 on: July 12, 2011, 07:09:27 pm »
Urist McRecruit cancels fight: paralyzed x3
The Giant Cave Spider is fighting the Giant Cave Spider! x3
The Giant Cave Spider has been struck down x3
Urist McRecruit has collided with an obstacle!
Urist McRecruit has painted the cavern!

WWUD if demons ignored him like elves ignore wildlife?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #703 on: July 12, 2011, 08:45:38 pm »
Nothing. It would just make his end goal easier.

What would Urist do if the mayor mandated the production of dwarf bone items?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #704 on: July 12, 2011, 10:35:54 pm »
Kill hundreds of bearded babies. For trip, not for the bones, those can be dug up from the graveyard.

WWUD if they ran out of ... booze
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