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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673033 times)

Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6855 on: January 07, 2015, 03:01:26 am »
Pillage everything in sight and then have bad thoughts.

WWUD if there were no unhappy thoughts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6856 on: January 07, 2015, 03:30:17 am »
Have so many happy thoughts the integer rolls over and becomes negative.

WWUD if infinite integer?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6857 on: January 07, 2015, 04:06:48 am »
Make a really, really expensive artifact koala leather thong.

Wwud with a dog that whines perpetually?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6858 on: January 07, 2015, 04:12:25 am »
butcher it, the fort needs meat.
WWUD if a roc, dragon, BC, steel colossus, candy colossus, balrog and giant elephant arrived commanded by a lone elf
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6859 on: January 07, 2015, 05:35:02 am »
!!!Magma!!! He would see all the mess caused by the creatures attacking eachother and killing horribly eachother, remaining only one single being in the battlfied: An elf. Ohh, and then !!!MAGMA!!!

WWUD if a clown caravan arrived?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6860 on: January 07, 2015, 10:26:52 am »
Trade them a few +cow leather socks+ for a *slade warhammer*

WWUD if he was the demons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6861 on: January 07, 2015, 02:23:07 pm »
Butcher some dwarves and make a dwarf roast.

WWUD if Urist knew that They know that He doesn't really knows?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6862 on: January 07, 2015, 03:13:20 pm »
Get a headache and promptly decide that they need a drink.

WWUD if it was going to be really cold tomorrow?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6863 on: January 07, 2015, 04:06:21 pm »
Stay inside. The temperature underground remains the same regardless of outside weather. This is why dorfs are smarterest.

Wwud if he could not dig deeper?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6864 on: January 07, 2015, 07:21:54 pm »
Use a cave-in to punch a hole through. If that doesn't work, enlist help of clowns.

WWUD if was caught outside during a goblin siege?
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Arcvasti

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6865 on: January 07, 2015, 08:46:07 pm »
Start fishing. A dwarf's gotta eat.

What would Urist do if a vengeful carp god attacked him for slaughtering so many of its lesser brethren?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6866 on: January 07, 2015, 09:51:40 pm »
slaughter the carp god, after all if you Urist is tough enough to kill carp what threat can a god possibly pose.

WWUD if he was a carp
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6867 on: January 07, 2015, 09:58:00 pm »
Strike the earth. Then die from being out of the water.

What would Urist do if he was a zombie whale?
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6868 on: January 08, 2015, 05:25:26 am »
Get magmaed.

What would Urist do if abbreviations ceased to exist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6869 on: January 08, 2015, 09:22:52 am »
Discover that every dwarf's name was an abbreviation after all, because nobody has a name anymore.

WWUD If he contracted rockjoint?
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