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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673051 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6825 on: January 03, 2015, 07:30:07 pm »
Urist gives the dragon a dwarven beer roast.

WWUD if the dragon died from alcohol poisoning?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6826 on: January 03, 2015, 09:01:05 pm »
Feast on its alcohol-saturated flesh.

WWUD if all booze in the world suddenly could be turned to adamantine, though afterwards no booze would be left?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6827 on: January 04, 2015, 01:36:48 am »
Turn all the adamantine in the world to booze. The process is surely reversible.

WWUD if elves acquired a GCS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6828 on: January 04, 2015, 06:08:21 am »
Buy it off them for one +*<<*Copper giant spiked ball*>>*+











WWUD if the whole world went white?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6829 on: January 04, 2015, 12:07:03 pm »
Check the wine stocks. Urist doesn't like white wine.

WWUD if there was no booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6830 on: January 04, 2015, 05:10:11 pm »
If no booze ever existed, how could Urist ever exist?

WWUD if the booze stockpile was crawling with clowns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6831 on: January 04, 2015, 07:26:57 pm »
Try to take a barrel anyway. Booze triumphs over fear.

WWUD if no fear existed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6832 on: January 05, 2015, 02:21:26 am »
Be killed by fearless goblins.

WWUD if he was a coward?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6833 on: January 05, 2015, 02:31:17 am »
Be killed by fearless equally cowardly but numerically superior goblin bowmasters.

WWUD if caught in a crossfire between goblin and human archers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6834 on: January 05, 2015, 04:46:39 am »
Collect free crossbow bolts and arrows.

WWUD if there was no metal
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6835 on: January 05, 2015, 08:10:23 am »
Throw rocks at his enemies.

WWUD if there was magma aquifiers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6836 on: January 05, 2015, 08:35:18 am »
Be happy....then start working on punching through.


Wwud if Uirst and his expedition team somehow started in the caverns with no access to the outside?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6837 on: January 05, 2015, 08:49:48 am »
Mine some stone, build a depot and wait for the troglodyte caravan.

WWUD If blind cave ogre caravan?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6838 on: January 05, 2015, 08:53:59 am »
Buy tamed cavern creatures? Buy plant seeds for underground plants?

Wwud if he and his team found a magma lake on the surface.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6839 on: January 05, 2015, 01:58:13 pm »
Strike the (molten, scorchingly hot) earth, sinking to their deaths.

WWUD if there was no earth to strike?
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