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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673056 times)

Badger Storm

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6810 on: January 02, 2015, 12:19:35 pm »
Live a long, prosperous, and happy life while those he left behind are demolished by a weasel thrall.

WWUD if trying to catch an airborne large predator?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6811 on: January 02, 2015, 12:33:32 pm »
Throw himself.

WWUD if he was called Bokor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6812 on: January 03, 2015, 06:19:13 am »
Change the thread to WWBD.

WWBD if he encountered an adventurer holding a fluffy wambler?
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Dark One

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6813 on: January 03, 2015, 06:28:41 am »
Ask his friend, Urist what would he do if he was in such situation.

WWBD if he asked WWUD do?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6814 on: January 03, 2015, 07:09:47 am »
Bokor discovers that Urist is running away from the fort while screaming "It was inevitable!"

WWUD if someone tried to tell him that bloodstains decrease the value of clothing?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6815 on: January 03, 2015, 07:25:12 am »
Clean the bloodstains off with water laced with mud.

WWUD if his blood was laced with mud?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6816 on: January 03, 2015, 09:19:36 am »
Proceed to saunter through a puddle of the stuff and track the whole fortress with a new shade of dark red.

WWUD if there are flames from the surface and trolls from the depths?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6817 on: January 03, 2015, 09:42:29 am »
Throw saguaro fruit at them.
The spinning saguaro fruit strikes the troll in the left lower leg, fracturing the bone!

WWUD if he was a troll?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6818 on: January 03, 2015, 06:01:19 pm »
Get banned.

WWUD if told he was the chosen one with no further explanation, and that he had to join the speaker on their adventures?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6819 on: January 03, 2015, 06:49:15 pm »
Say, "Ha! Such enthusiasm from one such as yourself."

WWUD if he was stranded in the frozen wastes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6820 on: January 03, 2015, 06:55:22 pm »
Strike the (frozen) earth!

WWUD in Soviet Russia?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6821 on: January 03, 2015, 06:56:04 pm »
In the Soviet Russia, the elves throw YOU at the magma pit!

WWUD if magma didn't exist?

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VoxieG

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6822 on: January 03, 2015, 07:01:02 pm »
Cry tears of pure, bitter, unbridled hate, then try to compensate for the lack of fuel by committing mass deforestation to make charcoal and to begin a war with the elves.

WWUD if he wasn't really a dwarf at all, but rather a plump helmet man?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6823 on: January 03, 2015, 07:10:28 pm »
Accept that it is his fate to be brewed for the good of the world, and attempt to sell his body piecemeal.

WWUD if plump helmet men went to arms over their less mobile brethren?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6824 on: January 03, 2015, 07:15:08 pm »
Revel in the doubled harvest of plump helmet. Funny how some of them look so limb shaped...

WWUD trying to domesticate a dragon?
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