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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673068 times)

VoxieG

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6795 on: December 31, 2014, 07:59:40 pm »
Work so slowly that the brewers would be forced to make more to quicken the flow of work at the fortress.

WWUD if he was sober, there was no booze, and the brewers were all dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6796 on: December 31, 2014, 10:23:35 pm »
Throw a temper tantrum from lack of booze and break the only functioning still.

WWUD if ETHIC:ASSAULT:REQUIRED?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6797 on: December 31, 2014, 11:58:55 pm »
Every year, every dwarf in the nation punches another in the upper body exactly once on New Years Day 1 Granite. Life is pretty much the same, because the game considers it horseplay and nobody gets hurt. in most cases.

WWUD if someone punched his baby?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6798 on: January 01, 2015, 01:31:51 am »
Not care. Leave it to the mother to whom the little sucker is clinging.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6799 on: January 01, 2015, 01:36:29 am »
Throw a chair at the mayor, whose death sparks a tantrum spiral.

WWUD if she could roll back the game version?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6800 on: January 01, 2015, 03:58:35 am »
Return to the days of 2D Dwarf Fortress, thus allowing her to channel magma into a creature-infested chasm for fun.

WWUD if he was a ghost?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6801 on: January 01, 2015, 04:02:59 pm »
Rip the arms off the legendary...tanner.  Whew, got scared for a moment.

WWUD if given a pet chinchilla?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6802 on: January 01, 2015, 06:16:29 pm »
Loose it in a tragic kobold theft in wich the chinchilla got trampled by the militia that was chasing the rat dog.

WWUD if he was a legendary tanner whose arms got ripped off?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6803 on: January 01, 2015, 10:25:19 pm »
Urist Mcarmless utters a laugh fell and terrible!
Urist Mcarmless has become a legendary Gelder!
The Gelder kicks the <insert creature name here> in the <CENSORED>!
It is a gelding blow!

WWUD if his arms and feet were ripped off.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6804 on: January 02, 2015, 04:34:55 am »
Bite someone's legs off, which levels the playing field a little.

WWUD if he was a god?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6805 on: January 02, 2015, 05:29:39 am »
Curse the creatures of the world into horrible monsters, then conjure up some booze for himself.

WWUD if he was a caravan guard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6806 on: January 02, 2015, 05:31:22 am »
Run away from the pack animals, shouting 'I must withdraw!'

WWUD if he was necromancer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6807 on: January 02, 2015, 05:33:57 am »
Relax in his tower, enjoying a quiet life as a celebrated writer and essayist—and launch attacks on local fortresses to build his undead empire.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6808 on: January 02, 2015, 06:11:26 am »
Hide in a lonely hole in the ground somewhere and have his pitiful existence ended the moment he tries to visits his fellows.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6809 on: January 02, 2015, 06:12:46 am »
Accuse a yak of draining his friend of all their blood, and start a tantrum spiral.

WWUD if he was banished from dwarf society?
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