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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672589 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #675 on: July 11, 2011, 08:04:53 am »
Get suspicious about his necromancer's age.

What would Urist do if he's the sheriff?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #676 on: July 11, 2011, 08:19:15 am »
Kill Urist McLegendaryEverythingSmith for not making those pig iron items.

WWUD if he was a berserk poltergeist and there were chairs everywhere?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #677 on: July 11, 2011, 11:42:37 am »
Ignore the chairs and throw doors at everyone.

WWUD if his best friend was struck in the head by the poltergeist with a spinning ☼Microline Door☼ and the severed part sailed off in an arc.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #678 on: July 11, 2011, 11:49:25 am »
Urist has been very unhappy lately. He lost a friend to tragedy.

WWUD if he married an elf and had 2 kids?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #679 on: July 11, 2011, 02:02:07 pm »
He would pull the magma lever.
WWUD if 300 elves were outside, waving there wooden sticks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #680 on: July 11, 2011, 02:32:48 pm »
He'd holler "Poor fellas, can't ye afford proper instruments o' carnage? Aye, I'm a kind soul, have some of mine!" and toss them a pile of fine steel weapons.

Urist is cleaning the drowning chamber when the flood gates slam shut and water begins to drip in really slowly. What would Urist do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #681 on: July 11, 2011, 03:08:34 pm »
Drink the dripping water.

WWUD if he woke up and was a magma man?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #682 on: July 11, 2011, 03:24:07 pm »
UristMcMagmaman has been ecstatic lately. He has enjoyed a fine magma bath lately. He has enjoyed a fine magma mist lately.

WWUD if he discovered that his magma man transformation only lasted for the duration of the full moon.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #683 on: July 11, 2011, 04:53:18 pm »
Get bit by a werecat so that he can become a werecat the rest of the time.

WWUD if he was unskilled at combat, and realized that traps won't solve his problem?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #684 on: July 11, 2011, 05:58:52 pm »
Run away from them with his agile werecat skill.

WWUD if he was trapped in a hypothetical situation?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #685 on: July 11, 2011, 06:07:15 pm »
Self-lobotomize to escape the imaginary obviously.

WWUD if he played for vancouver against the bruins in the stanley cup game 7 with 4-0 on the scoreboard and 30 seconds in the game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #686 on: July 11, 2011, 06:11:24 pm »
Nothing. He's getting something to drink.

What would Urist do if he was in communication with an intelligent computer in control of all civil services on Luna, including a magnetic "catapault" used to transport grain freights to Earth ballistically?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #687 on: July 11, 2011, 08:29:31 pm »
Tell it to Launch the Desest thing postible.
WWUD if he was employed by Toady.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #688 on: July 11, 2011, 08:32:50 pm »
Be happy but eventually go berserk when he realises Toady dosen't have enough beer for him.

WWUD if he WAS the demons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #689 on: July 11, 2011, 09:57:45 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 11, 2011, 08:32:50 pm
Be happy but eventually go berserk when he realises Toady dosen't have enough beer for him.

WWUD if he WAS the demons?
Sneak out of HFS and wage war on the dwarves as the Goblin master.

WWUD if he was a cannibal dwarf?
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